Air Conditioning Jokes And Puns

These funny air conditioning jokes and puns won’t get a chilly response although they are certainly cool! We’re big fans of them, in fact!

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Funny Air Conditioning Jokes

I finally told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

Why are models against air conditioning?

Because they use OnlyFans.

I used to be into fan fiction but I changed to air conditioner fiction…

Because it was cooler.

If you ever want to talk about why our air conditioning bill is so high, my door is always open.

Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday.

The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.

The hotel manager replied, “Sorry, I’m not a big fan.”

Air conditioning?

Not a fan.

The inventor of air conditioning has died.

Thousands of fans attended his funeral.

My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning.

Not cool.

My wife thinks I’m hot.

I think she’s hot too because our air conditioning is broken.

I would love to meet the guy who invented air conditioning.

I bet he’s pretty cool.

So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..

That wasn’t cool.

Strippers don’t have air conditioning in their homes.

OnlyFans.

I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air conditioning units!

They’re refrigerants.

If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.

Windows Down – 40mph.

What do you call it when oxygen and nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning.

How are air conditioning and computers similar?

They don’t work as well if you open windows.

What do you call a survivalist with air conditioning?

A chilly prepper.

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.

“Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”

My girlfriend’s AC is broken so I’m moving out.

I love her air-conditionally.

What do you call an air conditioning unit in the capital of the United States?

ACDC.

What’s the coldest plant around?

An air conditioning plant!

I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night.

We had a very heated argument.

If you don’t turn that air conditioning on…

I’m gonna lose my cool.

Why was Pavlov’s thermostat ringing?

Air conditioning.

Starbucks don’t use air conditioning…

They venti-latte their shops.

I just started a successful aircon company.

We have a lot of fans, and the critics were blown away!

One day an engineer dies and goes before St Peter.

St Peter gravely tells him that he must go to Hell.

So the engineer goes to Hell, looks around and thinks, “What a horrible place. Who designed this place?”

So he says, “Hey! Satan…”

A few years later, God discovers that the engineer was on the wrong list and should have been allowed entrance to Heaven.

So God goes down to Satan and explains the situation to him, and demands the engineer back.

Satan laughs at God and says, “You want HIM back? No way. Look at this place: since he arrived, we’ve got R/C Aircon, elevators and escalators so we don’t have to climb the mountains, we’ve got water filtration, comfortable accommodation, 24-hour electricity, we’ve got a new hotel with a pool that has a bar in the middle of it, the lighting’s great, the beer’s on tap in public fountains. Why the heck would I give this guy back to you?”

God says, “Give him back, or I’ll sue you.”

Satan just laughs and asks, “And where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”

What do you call a man who steals ac units?

An aircon.

A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer afternoon.

He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner.

The wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him.

“I can’t believe you’re asking me about dinner right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and figure dinner out for yourself.”

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, with potatoes, garlic bread and a tall glass of iced tea.

The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, “You fixed something to eat? So where’s mine??”

“Huh? I thought you were out of town.”

Why do hospitals have air conditioning?

To keep the vegetables fresh.

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high the air conditioning bill is.

I told him, “My door is always open.”

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house naked for all the neighbors to see.

I came over today and nothing has changed.

Except now she’s got only fans.

How does wind get fit?

Air conditioning.

Two types of A.C. units are sitting at a bar.

One takes a swig and looks at the other, saying, “You know, I’m the most efficient and well-known air conditioning unit there is. I can cool a room in seconds!”

He chuckles to himself.

The other looks at him smiling, saying, “Yes, I was aware. I’m a fan.”

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