Fried Chicken Jokes And Puns

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Funny Fried Chicken Jokes

It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, “Order!!”

So I replied, “Fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola.”

Now I’m being escorted out by two officers.

I think we are going to a restaurant.

Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?

Key Of C.

Why are Koreans so good at making fried chicken?

Because it’s Seoul food.

I have a new buttermilk fried chicken recipe so good it’s …

Legs ‘n’ dairy.

I told my gluten intolerant wife I’d be making fried chicken for dinner.

She replied, “Oh you batter not!”

I owed my friend $20 so I gave a few dollars, some loose change, and a few small pieces of fried chicken.

It was all legal tender.

I stepped on some dropped fried chicken.

Guess it really was sole food.

Which came first – the chicken or the egg?

Eggs first, for breakfast! Fried chicken for dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken.

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office.

He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.” Guess where I am now…

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.

The Pope says, “What can I do?”

The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’. If you do it, I’ll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican.”

The Pope replies, “I am sorry. That is the Lord’s prayer and I can not change the words.”

So the Colonel hangs up.

After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. “Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I’ll donate $50 million dollars if you change the words of the daily prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.'”

And the Pope responds, “It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord’s prayer, and I can’t change the words.”

So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales the Colonel gets desperate. “This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken’ I will donate $100 million to the Vatican.”

The Pope replies, “Let me get back to you.”

So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, “I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican.”

The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, “The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account.”

A hen and her chick are having a talk.

“Why do humans have names, but us chickens don’t? All we have is chicken, or hen,” asks the chick. “

Well, humans may have names when they are alive, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts,” says the hen. “But, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken…”

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the country…

She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat.

Eating too fast, she chokes on a chicken bone.

Well, these two country boys in the next booth notice she is choking, and they get up and go over to help her.

The first country boy drops his coveralls and bends over, and the second country boy starts licking his butt.

She pukes all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat.

The country boy pulls his coveralls back up and says to the other excitedly, “You’re right Billy Bob, that Hind-Lick Maneuver works like a charm!”

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

What is the difference between organic fried chicken and GMO fried chicken?


Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Because it comes with a bucket.

I asked my taxi driver if I could leave him some tequila and fried chicken.

He said, “Sure.”

So I threw up.

What would Napoleon Bonaparte’s fried chicken restaurant be called?

The French Fries.

What do serial killers and people who eat fried chicken have in common?

They both think the skin is the best part.

Yo mama so fat her patronus is a fried chicken.

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