We’d forgotten about these funny boomerang jokes and puns but then they suddenly came back to us! Just like a boomerang, you won’t be able to throw them away!
Funny Boomerang Jokes
What do you call a boomerang called that doesn’t come back?
Fun fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import.
Genie: You have 3 wishes.
Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.
Genie: I promise that won’t happen. I’m so sure it won’t I’ll give you infinite wishes if it does.
Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.
Genie: You son of a …
Dads are like boomerangs.
I went to the boomerang store the other day.
They have a great return policy.
Don’t throw a snake like a boomerang.
It’ll come back to bite you.
I couldn’t figure out where I threw my boomerang.
Then it hit me.
I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang.
That came back to bite me.
I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.
I knew it would come back to haunt me.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.
I forgot how to throw a boomerang.
Then it came back to me.
I used to know how to throw a boomerang.
It’s not coming back to me now.
I decided to put my savings into a boomerang business.
Guaranteed return on investment.
Man: I would like to return a defective boomerang.
Shop owner: Sure. Where is it?
Man: I have no idea.
Did you hear about the guy who got a new boomerang for his birthday?
He spent the next two days trying to throw the old one away.
A boomerang flew into a bar.
The bartender said, “Welcome back!”
I just found out it’s my boomerang’s birthday.
I wished it many happy returns.
I’ve had a boomerang for years.
I keep trying to throw it away.
Girlfriends are like boomerangs.
I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it.
Man, that thing brought back memories.
I bought a boomerang on Amazon.
But only because of their 100% return policy.
What is a orphan’s favorite toy?
A boomerang. They know it will always come back.