Boomerang Jokes And Puns

We’d forgotten about these funny boomerang jokes and puns but then they suddenly came back to us! Just like a boomerang, you won’t be able to throw them away!

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Funny Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang called that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

Fun fact: Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.

It’s also their biggest import.

Genie: You have 3 wishes.

Me: I’ve seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.

Genie: I promise that won’t happen. I’m so sure it won’t I’ll give you infinite wishes if it does.

Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.

Genie: You son of a …

Dads are like boomerangs.

I hope.

I went to the boomerang store the other day.

They have a great return policy.

Don’t throw a snake like a boomerang.

It’ll come back to bite you.

I couldn’t figure out where I threw my boomerang.

Then it hit me.

I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang.

That came back to bite me.

I threw a boomerang at a ghost the other day.

I knew it would come back to haunt me.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

I now live in constant fear.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang.

Then it came back to me.

I used to know how to throw a boomerang.

It’s not coming back to me now.

I decided to put my savings into a boomerang business.

Guaranteed return on investment.

Man: I would like to return a defective boomerang.

Shop owner: Sure. Where is it?

Man: I have no idea.

Did you hear about the guy who got a new boomerang for his birthday?

He spent the next two days trying to throw the old one away.

A boomerang flew into a bar.

The bartender said, “Welcome back!”

I just found out it’s my boomerang’s birthday.

I wished it many happy returns.

I’ve had a boomerang for years.

I keep trying to throw it away.

Girlfriends are like boomerangs.

I hope.

I found my boomerang with RAM glued to it.

Man, that thing brought back memories.

I bought a boomerang on Amazon.

But only because of their 100% return policy.

What is a orphan’s favorite toy?

A boomerang. They know it will always come back.

Boomerang Jokes

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