Enjoy these funny Groundhog Day jokes and puns!
Groundhog Day is observed on February 2nd each year, and according to legend a groundhog will pop its head out of the ground on this day.
If it sees his shadow, i.e. it’s a clear day out, the winter will continue for six more weeks.
If, however, it sees a cloudy day, it means spring will be early this year.
Funny Groundhog Day Jokes
Anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?
I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again.
The 1993 movie Groundhog Day is truly timeless.
My friend wanted to cosplay for Groundhog Day.
I told him to gopher it.
Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies.
I can watch it over and over again.
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?
A road hog.
Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality.
The other involves a groundhog.
What animal takes up the most land?
A groundhog.
What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
A ground frog.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
Ground hog!
What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?
That’s the end of me!
I just watched Groundhog Day for the first time but I don’t know how I feel about it.
The story felt very repetitive.
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog.
What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?
His château.
Where do sick groundhogs go?
The hogspital.
Why was the groundhog upset about his home?
He was having a bad lair day.
I have finally watched Groundhog Day.
It’s about time.
What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?
Gopher gold.
I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day.
If I see my abs, I’ll go out during beach season.
What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf?
Six more weeks of hockey.
Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?
If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine.
What is a groundhog’s favorite color?
Ma-hog-any.
How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses.
Jokes About Groundhog Day
If you liked our jokes about Groundhog Day, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these:
