Enjoy these funny Groundhog Day jokes and puns!
Groundhog Day is observed on February 2nd each year, and according to legend a groundhog will pop its head out of the ground on this day.
If it sees his shadow, i.e. it’s a clear day out, the winter will continue for six more weeks.
If, however, it sees a cloudy day, it means spring will be early this year.
Funny Groundhog Day Jokes
Anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes?
I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again.
The 1993 movie Groundhog Day is truly timeless.
My friend wanted to cosplay for Groundhog Day.
I told him to gopher it.
Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies.
I can watch it over and over again.
What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?
A road hog.
Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?
I really suck at Guac-a-mole.
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality.
The other involves a groundhog.
What animal takes up the most land?
What’s green and jumps out of a hole on February 2nd?
A ground frog.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a pig with no legs?
What did the groundhog say when the wolf grabbed his tail?
That’s the end of me!
I just watched Groundhog Day for the first time but I don’t know how I feel about it.
The story felt very repetitive.
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
He became a pound hog.
What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?
Where do sick groundhogs go?
Why was the groundhog upset about his home?
He was having a bad lair day.
I have finally watched Groundhog Day.
It’s about time.
What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?
I celebrate my own version of Groundhog Day.
If I see my abs, I’ll go out during beach season.
What do you get when you cross a groundhog with a Maple Leaf?
Six more weeks of hockey.
Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?
If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine.
What is a groundhog’s favorite color?
How do groundhogs smell?
With their noses.