Wifi Jokes And Puns

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Funny Wifi Jokes

The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

Me: What’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888.

So when someone asks what your password is, just tell them it’s: 12345678.

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’.”

Why don’t churches have wifi?

They don’t wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works.

My wifi password is “writtenontherouter”…

And I let all my guest walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it’s literally “writtenontherouter”.

I was at a funeral and asked the priest for the wifi password.

“Have some respect for the dead!” he said.

I replied, “Is that all lower case?”

Dad, my computer can’t find the wifi printer anymore.

I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password.

Why Bob Marley?

Because it’s always jammin’.

I was suspicious of my girlffriend cheating on me with this guy from her gym.

So I picked up her phone at night when she was sleeping…

And drove to the dude’s place on the other side of the town and stood on his porch to see if the wifi connected.

What’s Forrest Gump’s wifi password?


I’ve just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.

I turned off the wifi router and simply waited in the room where it’s located.

What did the wifi router say when it was unplugged?

“Tell my wifi love her.”

What does the minister say when you marry a router?

I now pronounce you man and wifi.

A router and a modem got married.

They were pronounced husbandwidth and wifi.

What did the Russian man say when he lost his wifi?

“I have interNYET…”

I visited a coffee shop where the wifi password was wedonthavewifi.

It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.

I hate it when planes don’t have free wifi.

It drives me bored air line crazy.

Free wifi!

Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?

I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a wifi hotspot on Mt. Everest.

Only then will we reach peak internet.

Two wifi engineers got married.

Their reception was fantastic.

Did you hear about the new wifi connected chef’s knife?

It’s cutting-edge technology.

I went to a pub and ordered a beer. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi password.

“Oh no,” he said, “There’s no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot – now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub.”

“You know what?” I replied, “You’re right!” and I put my phone away.

“Thank you,” the landlord said, “In this pub I want you to act as you would thirty or forty years ago.”

So I lit a cigarette, gave him $1 for the beer and said, “No problem.”

I asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password.

She said, “Sshhhhhh!”

I asked, “is that all lower case?”

Girl are you my neighbor’s wifi?

Because you have a stupid name and I’m having trouble connecting.

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me.

One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it.

He agreed.

I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing.

Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

A man joins the mob and becomes the personal assistant to the Godfather.

One day he receives a text message from the boss: “I’ve been having problems with my wife. Please pull the plug and then call someone in to take care of the matter.”

The man knows better than to question the Godfather, so he dutifully carries out the command.

He shoots the boss’s wife, and then calls in the clean up crew.

But a short while later, he receives another message: “Stupid autocorrect. I meant wifi.”

Two days ago, I named my wifi to “Hack it if you can”.

Yesterday it was changed to “Challenge accepted”.

I tried to change my wifi password to MilkyTea…

But apparently that’s too weak.

An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.

When he arrives at his friend’s house, he asks “Can I use your wifi?”

The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, “Sure ye can, she’s up th’ stairs.”

My wifi password is Thorironmanhulkscarletwitchvisionhawkeyecaptainamericathanos.

I know that’s hard to remember, but it had to be at least eight characters long.

Children are playing on a kindergarten playground with their tablets and the teacher is sleeping on a bench.

A lady walks by and wakes the teacher up.

“Aren’t you afraid that the children will run away and get lost?” asks the lady.

“I’m not afraid at all,” says the teacher, “The wifi signal only covers the playground.”

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