It’s hard to believe the World Wide Web is only just over 30 years old! That said, it’s not as fresh as these funny internet jokes and puns! There’s modem enough here for anyone so enjoy browsing them!
Funny Internet Jokes
The internet connection at my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What is a pirate’s least favorite letter?
We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
Kid: “Dad! Who’s our internet service provider?”
Dad: “I am.”
I got the book “Internet Forums for Dummies” from a friend.
But I need to take it back, because I already Reddit.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
I’ve got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet.
He’s going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.
Edit: Apparently he’s stuck in traffic and he’s going to be here in 6 hours 54 minutes.
Edit2: He’s making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.
Edit3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don’t know either.
What chemical is released in your brain when you see something funny on the internet?
I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet.
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet.
She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy.
I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?
What do you call it when there is no internet in Russia?
They say 1 million monkeys with 1 million keyboards can produce the entire works of Shakespeare.
Thanks to the internet we now know that’s not true.
If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it?
In Google Docs.
Who is a famous explorer from the past that has been largely forgotten?
Yo momma so fat…
There’s people on the internet who believe she’s flat, not round.
How do you pay for internet memes?
With a reddit card.
I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me.
She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime.
I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.
I couldn’t connect to the server.
I’m developing a game which simulates your parents using the internet.
It’s called the Elder Scrolls Online.
My internet router is in my basement.
You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
My dad said he wasn’t sure about posting Ebola jokes on the Internet.
I think they’d go viral.
The internet is amazing.
One minute you’re at work looking at random webpages; the next, you’re at home looking for a new job.
If cows don’t have internet, how do they order things?
From a cattle log.
I’ve been Internet hacking for almost thirty years, and now I want to give it up.
Can someone point me to an Anonymous Anonymous group?
I hate using Microsoft internet browsers.
It has me on Edge.
My Internet stopped working for 5 minutes.
Met my parents.
They’re nice people.
Losing weight using the internet is so darn difficult.
Like every weight loss website I visit, I get cookies.
What do you call a “high five” over the internet?
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet…
But then my browser froze.
The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore.
Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano.
I researched about LGBT on the internet today.
I just couldn’t get a straight answer.
Why are there a lot of grammar nazis on the internet?
Because English majors can’t find jobs.
How can you tell when the NSA is monitoring your computer?
The power is on and you’re connected to the internet.
My wife told me to grow up and stop believing everything I see on the internet.
But I don’t need this. There are local singles in my area literally dying to meet me.
What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?