Easter Bunny Jokes And Puns

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Funny Easter Bunny Jokes

What music does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs?

Hip hop.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure?

Eggs marks the spot.

Yesterday I had an Adele chocolate Easter Bunny.

The first half was delicious, but it was hollow from the other side.

Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

He was having a bad hare day.

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?

14 carrot gold.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?

Egg white.

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?

Basket-ball.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses hare spray.

What did the Easter Bunny get from McDonalds?

A Hoppy meal.

What do you call a group of Easter Bunnies walking backwards?

A receding hareline.

Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?

He kept quacking all the eggs.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To the re-tail store.

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

It’s a tender tail.

Why does the Easter Bunny drink beer?

He loves the hops.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics.

Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?

It was time for his annual eggs-xam.

How does the Easter Bunny feel after Easter?

Eggs-hausted.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

From an eggplant.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he was naughty at school?

He was egg-spelled.

What kind of stories do Easter bunnies like best?

Ones with hoppy endings.

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?

IHOP.

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?

With a hare brush.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after.

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his eggs.

How does the Easter Bunny dry off when he gets wet?

With a hare dryer.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?

An oyster bunny.

What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?

It was eggs-cellent.

Where did the Easter Bunny study medicine?

Johns Hop-kins.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?

The bunny hop.

What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?

A honey bunny.

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite drinking game?

Hop Scotch.

What do you call someone who likes Easter but doesn’t believe in the Easter Bunny?

Eggnostic.

What’s the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter Bunny?

About a quarter inch of chocolate.

What does the Easter Bunny turn into when attacked?

Hop-timus Prime.

I was in an elevator with the Easter Bunny yesterday

It was a hare raising experience.

Jokes About The Easter Bunny

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