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Funny Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much at Thanksgiving!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hanksgiving is almost here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating turkey!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have for Thanksgiving dinner!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta lot of turkey this Thanksgiving!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie going to spend Thanksgiving?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all this Thanksgiving food!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron you having more turkey?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down, it’s time to eat!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the gravy, I want some more!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben nice to see relatives on Thanksgiving.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat Thanksgiving dinner?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dez.
Dez who?
Dezaster in the kitchen when Dad tries to make the gravy.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you want pumpkin pie.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst over here, get me a drink!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Franny.
Franny who?
Franny more gravy for the turkey?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike kid sister loves Thanksgiving.
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