Cinco de Mayo is celebrated on May 5 every year (no really!) and commemorates the anniversary of Mexico’s victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Celebrate in style with these funny Cinco de Mayo jokes and puns!
Funny Cinco de Mayo Jokes
I hate Cinco de Mayo!!
Said no Juan ever.
Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
How do they serve beer on Cinco de Mayo?
In Mexi-cans.
When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about.
He said it was Mexico’s version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling, “Sink-o de mayo!”
What do penguins like to eat on Cinco De Mayo?
Brrrrrrrrritos.
What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko De Mayo.
Which Disney princess only comes out on Cinco de Mayo?
Taco Belle.
Conor McGregor hates Cinco de Mayo.
It’s nothing personal, he just can’t stand Mayweather.
How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?
That’s nacho business.
I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.
At the turn of the last century, Mexico was introduced to mayonnaise.
And they just loved it. They couldn’t make mayonnaise quick enough.
Little known fact, the Titanic had a large vat of mayonnaise that was going to go to Mexico.
Now when the Titanic sunk, and the mayonnaise went with it, the Mexicans were devastated.
So devastated that they did the only logical thing they could do: make a holiday to commemorate that tragic event.
Know what they called that holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan to go out for margaritas on Cinco de Mayo?
What do you call a group of skunks drinking tequila?
Stinko de Mayo.
I’ll be bringing my Cinco de Mayo leftovers to work tomorrow.
Looks like it’ll be tacos de reincarne for lunch!
How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?
Call Nine Juan Juan.
May the 4th be with you.
May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.
What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.
Since it’s Cinco De Mayo, I think I’m gonna eat a little Mexican tonight.
And after that, I’ll have dinner.
Donald Trump goes to a fortune teller and asks, “When am I going to die?”
The fortune teller replies, “You will die on a major Mexican holiday.”
Trump asks: “Which Mexican holiday? Cinco de Mayo? Dia de los muertos?”
The fortune teller replies, “ANY day you die, Donald, will be a major Mexican holiday!”
What do you call a country musician celebrating Cinco De Mayo?
Arriba McEntire.
I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo.
But all of mine are 5/5.
What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?
Room tempera-churros.
The only downside to Cinco de Mayo…
Is Seis de Hangover.
Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo?
Because only white people celebrate it.
Happy Cinco de Mayo!
I hope every Juan has a great day.
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