The best and most funny animal jokesFunny Animal Jokes

There's a huge variety of animals in the world, which is great news for laughter lovers because it means there's also a huge number of funny animal jokes and puns too! And we consider it our duty here at LaffGaff to devote ourselves to gathering them all together for you.

So we hope you enjoy these funny animal jokes...

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Funny Cat Puns And Jokes

Cat Jokes

These hilarious cat puns and jokes will have you purring with delight and feline great!

Hilarious cow jokes and puns

Cow Jokes

Holy cow! These cow jokes are udderly brilliant - milk them for all they're worth!

A collection of funny dog jokes and puns

Dog Jokes

You'd have to be barking mad not to find these hilarious dog jokes funny.

A collection of funny horse jokes

Horse Jokes

It would be most un-neigh-borly of us not to tell you about these funny horse jokes.

All Animal Jokes

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Lobster With Boobs

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

Smiley laughing at extremely funny joke!

Shark Attack

I was at the beach today and I saw a man in the water shouting, “Help! Shark! Help!”

I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.

Smiley laughing at funny one liner

Dead Dog

My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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Which Is Heavier?

What’s heavier – a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

A ton of feathers, because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

Rabbit smiley laughing at a good joke

Two Rabbits

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves one day and the wolves chased them into a thicket where they hid.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?”

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Dog Poop Seller

I told my friend that I made $500 a month selling dog poop.

He said, “That’s gross!”

I said, “No, that’s net.”

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Octopus And Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

Rabbit laughing at funny joke

Moving Fox

A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs.

So he rings the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found.

She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”