The best and most funny animal jokesFunny Animal Jokes

There's a huge variety of animals in the world, which is great news for laughter lovers because it means there's also a huge number of funny animal jokes and puns too! And we consider it our duty here at LaffGaff to devote ourselves to gathering them all together for you.

So we hope you enjoy these funny animal jokes...

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Funny Cat Puns And Jokes

Cat Jokes

These hilarious cat puns and jokes will have you purring with delight and feline great!

Hilarious cow jokes and puns

Cow Jokes

Holy cow! These cow jokes are udderly brilliant - milk them for all they're worth!

A collection of funny dog jokes and puns

Dog Jokes

You'd have to be barking mad not to find these hilarious dog jokes funny.

A collection of funny horse jokes

Horse Jokes

It would be most un-neigh-borly of us not to tell you about these funny horse jokes.

All Animal Jokes

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Shark Attack

I was at the beach today and I saw a man in the water shouting, “Help! Shark! Help!”

I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.

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Dead Dog

My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

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Two Rabbits

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves one day and the wolves chased them into a thicket where they hid.

After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?”

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Octopus And Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

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