Funny Animal JokesThere's a huge variety of animals in the world, which is great news for laughter lovers because it means there's also a huge number of funny animal jokes and puns too! And we consider it our duty here at LaffGaff to devote ourselves to gathering them all together for you.
So we hope you enjoy these funny animal jokes...
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
The swordfish has no natural predators to be afraid of.
Except for the penfish, which is thought to be mightier.
Some people think that killing animals with helium is wrong.
I don’t judge…
Whatever floats your goat.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One’s a crusty bus station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
I was at the beach today and I saw a man in the water shouting, “Help! Shark! Help!”
I laughed because I knew the shark wasn’t going to help him.
