Lamb Jokes And Puns

These funny lamb jokes and puns aren’t baa-d at all, so there’s no need to feel a little sheepish about re-telling them to your friends and family!

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Funny Lamb Jokes

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God…

Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff.

Baa, dum, sss.

What do you call a sheep that does karate?

Lamb chop.

What do you call two lambs dating?

A relation-sheep.

I saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

It was a lamb-bikini.

I went to the butchers and asked if he had a lamb’s head.

He said, “No, it’s just how I comb my hair.”

How did the lamb tell the other lamb that it had a crush on her?


Where do lambs go on vacation?

To the Baaaaaahamas.

Why did the lamb crash the car?

Because he was a sheep at the wheel.

Why wasn’t the little lamb allowed to frolic in the meadow with the other little lambs?

Because he had a serious gamboling problem.

What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?

Silence of the Lambs.

What’s the difference between Gordon Ramsay’s favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb and the other is a lack of RAM.

What religion are sheep?

Is lamb.

What did the lamb want to do?

To wool the world.

At what point does a lamb become a sheep?

When it’s had its Baaaaa-Mitzvah.

Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?

Because she did a ewe-turn.

Why did the lamb call the police?

He had been fleeced.

I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot

She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

Where do lambs take a bath?

In a baa-th tub.

What do you do to save a lamb that’s having a heart attack?

Give it Sheep P R.

Wat is a lamb’s favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Where did the lamb get a haircut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why did one lamb friendzone the other?

She didn’t want to ruin their friend-sheep.

A lamb hovered at the foot of my bed, then disappeared, as I lay frozen in fear.

Sometimes I get sheep paralysis.

What do you call a lamb that is always quiet?

A shhhheep.

I only had 5 minutes to season my lamb before it went in the oven.

It was a race against thyme.

A sacrificial lamb is really nothing more than …

A mutton for punishment.

Wat do you call a lamb with a machine gun?

A baa-d situation.

How do lamb greet each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to ewe.

What do you call a dancing lamb?

A baa-llerina.

What do you call a lamb with no legs?

A cloud.

How many lambs does it take to knit a sweater?

Don’t be silly, – lambs can’t knit.

What animal sounds like a lamb but isn’t?

A baaaa-boon.

Jokes About Lambs

If you enjoyed our puns and jokes about lambs, be sure to take a look around the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these:

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