Owl Knock Knock Jokes

Owl be honest with you – these funny owl knock knock jokes are a real hoot! It would be a complete twit who didn’t laugh at them!

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Funny Owl Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls who?

Yes, the last time I checked they do.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl be seeing you!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

You talk like an owl!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl good things come to those who wait.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl be glad to meet you if you let me in.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls who?

Exactly!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl always love you.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl be sure to use the bell next time!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl aboard.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oink Oink!

Oink Oink who?

Make up your mind… Are you a pig or an owl?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Who.

Who who?

Sorry I don’t speak to owls!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl you know unless you open the door?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl I can say is “Knock, knock”!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, owls say who, cows say moo!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting owl.

Interrup…?

Twit twoo!

Owl Knock Knock Jokes

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