25+ Hedgehog Jokes And Puns That Won’t Leave You Feeling Prickly!

These super sharp hedgehog jokes certainly aren’t pointless!

Warning – these funny hedgehog jokes and puns may quill you with laughter! If you’re feeling a little prickly, they’re sure to cheer you up!

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate.

Hedgehogs, eh?

Why can’t they just share the hedge?

How do hedgehogs kiss?

Very carefully.

What do hedgehogs eat?

Prickled onions.

Where do wizard hedgehogs go to school?


What was Shakespeare’s favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog.

I shaved a hedgehog once.

It was pointless.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a hedgehog?

Barbed wire.

What do you call a hedgehog that doesn’t eat worms?

A hedgetarian.

Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?

A hedgehog.

What do you call a pig that places multiple bets?

A hedge hog.

Why was the hedgehog told off in class?

He was being too edgy.

Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by.

One of them shrugs and goes like, “Hmm, I didn’t even know they had public transportation here.”

How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?

Very carefully.

What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?


What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?

A pork-upine.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A very long toothbrush.

Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?

Hedgehog: No.

What do you call a hedgehog that’s lost it’s prickles?

A mole.

What did the angry hedgehog say to his enemy?

I will quill you.

What is a prickly pear?

Two hedgehogs.

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and Sonic.

What do you call someone who buys up the garden store’s entire stock of shrubbery?

A hedgehog.

What rodent helps reduce your risk when trading livestock futures?

A hedgehog.

What’s a hedgehog’s favorite flavor of chips?

Prickled onion.

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