Aardvark Jokes And Puns

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Funny Aardvark Jokes

How do aardvarks learn to build their homes?

They study aardvarkitecture.

What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark?

A yaardvark.

What do you call an aardvark who studies the past?

An aardvarkeologist.

What do aardvarks play on their computers?

Aardvarkade games.

What do you call a cold aardvark?

Aardvarktic.

How did the aardvarks survive the great flood?

On Noah’s aardvark.

What do you call a heavenly aardvark?

An aardvarkangel.

Where do aardvarks store their records/

In the aardvarkiches.

What do you call a ruined aardvark?

A marredvark.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles.

What did the aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark.

How do aardvarks listen to the radio?

With an antenna.

What do you call an aardvark who keeps getting beaten up?

A vark.

What do you call a fat aardvark?

A lardvark.

What did the aardvark name his dog?

Aard-bark.

What do aardvarks take for their allergies?

Ant-ihistamines.

What does an aardvark order on their pizza?

Ant-chovies.

What do you call an aardvark made from iron?

A hardvark.

An aardvark walks into a bar.

Bartender: Can I get you a beer?

Aardvark: Noooooooooooo.

Bartender: Can I get you some wine?

Aardvark: Noooooooooooooo.

Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?

Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooooooooo.

Bartender: What’s with the long nos?

What do aardvarks take for indigestion?

Anta-Seltzer.

What do you call a poetic aardvark?

A bardvark.

What do you call an aardvark who went to the dark side?

A darthvark.

How do aardvarks like their eggs?

Aard-boiled.

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!?

What do you call an aardvark who’s been thrown out of a nightclub?

A barredvark.

What do you call an aardvark protecting something?

A guardvark.

What is an aardvark’s favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants.

Why was the aardvark jumpy?

He had ants in his pants.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark.

Why did the aardvark walk in triangles?

He was trying to secant.

What did the impatient waiter ask the greedy aardvark?

Is that your final ant, sir?

Why did the aardvark cross the road?

To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.

Why can elephants swim, and aardvarks can’t?

Aardvarks don’t have trunks.

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?

A parredvark.

What is an aardvark’s favorite Beatles song?

It’s Been an Aard Day’s Night.

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?

A starredvark.

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people’s business.

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks.

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs.

What does an aardvark get when he overeats?

Ant-digestion.

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?

A well aardvark.

What do you call a pickled aardvark?

A jarredvark.

Why did the mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner.

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