Funny Dinosaur Puns & Jokes

Funny dinosaur puns and jokes will never be extinct. Not while we’re around anyway.

And to prove it, we’ve gathered together this collection of the best and funniest examples.


A selection of the best dinosaur puns

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A do-you-think-he-saurus.

How did dinosaurs decorate their bathrooms?

With rep-tiles.

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

A Flossiraptor.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

Trying to put dinosaur skeletons back together must be a mammoth task.

Which dinosaur could never decide whether to leave or not?

A stay-go-saurus.

Who used to enforce law and order in prehistoric times?

The tricera-cops.

What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?

Torontosaurus Rex.

How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?

Tea, Rex?

How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops?

Try, sir, a top?

What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A bronco-saurus.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl when they go to the bathroom?

Because the ‘P’ is silent.

What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?

A dino-bore.

What kind of dinosaur never gives up?

A try-try-triceratops.

How did the T-rex feel after working out?


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?


Which dinosaur should never stay out in the rain?

A stegosau-rust.

What do you call a scared dinosaur?

A nervous rex.

Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later?


What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck.

What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night?

A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore).

What does a T-rex’s play on at the playground?

The dino-see-saw.

Which dinosaur never has any money?


Who makes the best clothes for prehistoric animals?

A dino-sewer.

What’s the most frightening dinosaur?

A terror-dactyl.

Where did prehistoric reptiles do their shopping?

At the dino-store.

What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?


What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?


How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart.

They described it as a blast from the past.

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You’ll get jurasskicked.

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