When you first read these funny goat puns, your initial reaction may be “You’ve goat to be kidding me!” but we’re serious – these are the best goat puns you’ll find anywhere.
In fact, they’re the Greatest Of All Time – baaa none!
I tried to have a conversation with my pet goats today, but they kept butting in.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.