Goat Puns

When you first read these funny goat puns, your initial reaction may be “You’ve goat to be kidding me!” but we’re serious – these are the best goat puns you’ll find anywhere.

In fact, they’re the Greatest Of All Time – baaa none!


A selection of hilarious goat puns

I tried to have a conversation with my pet goats today, but they kept butting in.

If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?

Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?

Billy Jean King.

What do you call a lazy goat?

Billy Idle.

Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?

Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.

What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?

Billy Ocean.

What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?


If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?

What do you call an immature goat?

A silly billy.

I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.

What do you call a goat who paints pictures?

Vincent Van Goat.

What’s a goat’s favorite drink?


What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?

America’s Goat Talent.

What’s a goat’s favorite musical?

Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.

What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?

Sorry, we were just kidding.

What do you call an outlaw goat?

Billy the Kid.

What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?

I have no idea how I goat here.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.

How long has this been going on?

Since I was a kid.

What’s the definition of butter?

An angry goat.

Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?

When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.

Why was the farmer angry?

Because someone got his goat.

Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?

Why are goats from France musical?

Because they have French horns.

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