Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes

If there are two things kids love it’s dinosaurs and knock knock jokes! With that in mind, here’s a great collection of funny dinosaur knock knock jokes for kids that will keep your little ones entertained!

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Funny Dinosaur Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tye.

Tye who?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks everything that gets in his way!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur who?

Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Terry.

Terry who?

Terry Dactyl! (Pterodactyl)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dinosaurp.

Dinosaurp who?

Ha ha, you said dinosaur poo!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dino.

Dino who?

This joke is dinomite!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive the dinosaurs are extinct!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Try Sarah.

Try Sarah who?

Try Sarah tops! (Triceratops)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Interrupting dinosaur.

Interrupting dinosaur w..

ROAR!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dino.

Dino who?

Dino, I’m too scared to open the door!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Foss.

Foss who?

Fossils are dinosaur bones, you know!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur who?

Dinosaur because she didn’t stretch before running.

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ankle.

Ankle who?

Ankle-osaurus was a big armored dinosaur! (Ankylosaurus)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Eggs.

Eggs who?

Eggs-tinct dinosaurs are known about because of their fossils!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Iggy.

Iggy who?

Iggy-uanodon were big dinosaurs! (Iguanodon)

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Waddle.

Waddle who?

Waddle I do with this dinosaur fossil I found?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Tea.

Tea who?

Tea rex had small hands!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you want to know about dinosaurs?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Sleepy.

Sleepy who?

Sleepy dinosaurs are called stega-snore-us!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena little too close to a dinosaur and he’ll eat you!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me how they know so much about dinosaurs!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie dinosaur would swallow you whole!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Control freak dinosaur.

Contr …

Okay, now you say control freak dinosaur who?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think was the best dinosaur?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida run fast if a dinosaur was chasing me!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nun.

Nun who?

Nun of the dinosaurs are still alive!

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

June.

June who?

June know how long the dinosaurs have been extinct?

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Haven.

Haven who?

Haven you heard enough dinosaur knock knock jokes by now?

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