Fly Jokes

They say time flies when you’re having fun. Well, you’re sure to have fun with these hilarious fly jokes and puns! They’re bound to give you a buzz!

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Funny Fly Jokes And Puns

A fly feels a bug on its back.

It asks, “Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?”

“I mite be,” giggles the mite.

“That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard,” groans the fly.

“What do you expect?” says the mite. “I came up with it on the fly.”

A giant fly has attacked the local police.

Police have called in the SWAT team.

What do you call a retired fly?

A flew.

A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, “Is this good for wasps?”

“No, it kills them.”

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper.

She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

What does a fly get after drinking a beer?

A buzz.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but I couldn’t tell you how they got in there.

What did O say to Q?

“Your fly is open.”

Can a ninja hit a fly with a ninja star?

Shuriken.

A fly is buzzing around a wolf hound.

Fly: What kind of dog are you?

Dog: I’m a wolf hound.

Fly: A wolf hound? Strange name. Why do they call you like that?

Dog: Well, it’s quite obvious. My mother was a hound and my father was a wolf.

Fly: I see…

Dog: So, what kind of fly are you?

Fly: I’m a horse-fly.

Dog: NO WAAAAAYYY!!!

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied her!

Where do flies go for a holiday?

Flyami.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A roll.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly but a fly can’t mosquito.

I’ve just got back from fly fishing.

I caught a lovely bluebottle.

What do you call a dancing fly?

A jitterbug.

I just watched a fly crash into my window.

All it felt was pane.

Two flies are sitting on a pile of dog poop.

The first fly farts.

The second fly says, “Do you mind? I’m trying to eat my dinner here.”

Who is a fly’s favorite film director?

Stephen Spielbug.

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