20+ Funny Caterpillar Jokes To Turn You Into A Social Butterfly!

I love raising caterpillars as pets.

It always gives me butterflies.

I went to investigate a rumor about a giant caterpillar in the city.

When I got there it turned out to be an urban moth.

What scares a caterpillar?

A dogerpillar.

Eating caterpillars makes me anxious.

My stomach is full of butterflies.

I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks.

That’s when I got run over by a tank.

What do you call a caterpillar with no legs?

A worm.

What did the butterfly bring to the seige?

A caterpillarpault.

What do you call an exciting caterpillar?

A caterthriller.

What’s the one thing to guarantee you get butterflies?


How does a caterpillar get six feet in the air?

It rolls on its back.

What will a chatty caterpillar become?

A social butterfly.

What’s a butterfly’s favorite boat?

A caterpillarmaran.

I saw a butterfly resting on what looked like a tiny cushion.

It turned out to be a caterpillow.

What do you a cat holding up a roof?

A caterpillar.

The caterpillar was told he was too young to go the dance.

It was a moth ball.

What’s a caterpillar’s favorite swimming stroke?

The butterfly.

I told the doctor I thought I was a caterpillar.

He told me not to worry, I’d soon change.

What goes thump thump thump squish… thump thump thump squish?

A caterpillar with one wet trainer.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar isn’t as good a book as everyone says.

The plot is full of holes.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?

A walkie talkie.

What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?

“You’ve really changed”.

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