I love raising caterpillars as pets.
It always gives me butterflies.
I went to investigate a rumor about a giant caterpillar in the city.
When I got there it turned out to be an urban moth.
What scares a caterpillar?
A dogerpillar.
Eating caterpillars makes me anxious.
My stomach is full of butterflies.
I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks.
That’s when I got run over by a tank.
What do you call a caterpillar with no legs?
A worm.
What did the butterfly bring to the seige?
A caterpillarpault.
What do you call an exciting caterpillar?
A caterthriller.
What’s the one thing to guarantee you get butterflies?
Caterpillars.
How does a caterpillar get six feet in the air?
It rolls on its back.
What will a chatty caterpillar become?
A social butterfly.
What’s a butterfly’s favorite boat?
A caterpillarmaran.
I saw a butterfly resting on what looked like a tiny cushion.
It turned out to be a caterpillow.
What do you a cat holding up a roof?
A caterpillar.
The caterpillar was told he was too young to go the dance.
It was a moth ball.
What’s a caterpillar’s favorite swimming stroke?
The butterfly.
I told the doctor I thought I was a caterpillar.
He told me not to worry, I’d soon change.
What goes thump thump thump squish… thump thump thump squish?
A caterpillar with one wet trainer.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar isn’t as good a book as everyone says.
The plot is full of holes.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie.
What did the caterpillar say to the butterfly?
“You’ve really changed”.
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