20+ Funny Insect Jokes To Bug Your Friends With!

I saw an antelope the other day.

It’s the first insect wedding that I’ve attended.

What kind of insect is hard to understand?

A mumble-bee.

Two beetles, are born as brothers.

One travels the world, makes friends, and is an inspiration to insectsv.

The other doesn’t.

He was the lesser of two weevils.

What do you call a modest insect?

A humble bee.

Which insect is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

What insects are always complaining?

Grumble bees.

Did you hear about the surgeon who enjoyed performing quick surgeries on insects?

He did one on the fly.

What do you call an insect on the moon?

A lunar tick.

I recently passed an exam for catching insects in a cup.

I got a B.

What do you call a bug that that handles the financials of the insect colony?

An account-ant.

What insect lives in your mats and is good at scoring tries?

The Rug Bee.

What do priests say to get rid of insects in the church?

Let us spray.

Doctor, doctor! I keep seeing spinning insects!

Don’t worry, there’s a bug going around.

Yesterday, I spotted an undead stripey insect.

It was a zombee.

What do you call an insect with a perm?

A frisbee.

What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect?

The Cagey Bee.

What insect is the most untidy?

The litterbug.

What do you call an insect who can lay bricks?

A house fly.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flea.

I saw a series of insects dancing on a sports field.

It was a cricket ball.

What do you call a musical insect?

A humbug.

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