Pelican Jokes And Puns

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Funny Pelican Jokes

I once went to a restaurant and and ate some delicious pelican.

The bill was huge.

How do you know pelicans are optimists?

If they were pessimists we’d call them pelican’ts.

I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything.

I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore.

“Wow”, I thought to myself…

“Pelicanesis is a real thing.”

Why do pelicans carry the fish they catch in their bills?

Because they haven’t got any pockets.

I had a pelican curry the other night.

The food was ok but the bill was enormous.

Sometimes I feel like a pelican.

Everywhere I turn there is just a huge bill.

It’s impossible for a toucan to swallow if its beak is full.

But a pelican.

What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?

Put it in my bill.

Why do restaurant owners love pelicans?

Because of their huge bills.

A pelican is actually called a belican.

Because it’s beak can hold more than it’s belly can.

I wanted to get a pelican as a pet.

But I couldn’t afford the bill.

What do you call a pessimist sea-bird?

A pelican’t.

A wonderful bird, the pelican.

His beak can hold more than his belly can.

I had to see a specialty doctor after I got attacked by a pelican.

I got hit with a huge bill.

What do you call a pelican that doesn’t fly?

A pelican’t.

A pelican waddles into a bar and orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews.

The bartender says, “And how will you be paying for all this?”

The pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, “Put it on my bill.”

I opened a restaurant called “The Pelican”.

Nobody appreciates the big bill though.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican briefs.

What’s the difference between a seagull and a pelican?

You can’t sea a pelican.

I spent ages trying to cross a busy road.

A passer-by said, “There’s a pelican crossing up the road.”

I replied, “I hope he’s having better luck than me!”

A pelican walks in to a bar.

The bar tender says, “Why the long face?”

What do you call a stubborn pelican?

A pelican’t.

Jokes About Pelicans

If you enjoyed our puns and jokes about pelicans, be sure to take a look around the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these: