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Funny Pelican Jokes
I once went to a restaurant and and ate some delicious pelican.
The bill was huge.
How do you know pelicans are optimists?
If they were pessimists we’d call them pelican’ts.
I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything.
I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore.
“Wow”, I thought to myself…
“Pelicanesis is a real thing.”
Why do pelicans carry the fish they catch in their bills?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
I had a pelican curry the other night.
The food was ok but the bill was enormous.
Sometimes I feel like a pelican.
Everywhere I turn there is just a huge bill.
It’s impossible for a toucan to swallow if its beak is full.
But a pelican.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
Put it in my bill.
Why do restaurant owners love pelicans?
Because of their huge bills.
A pelican is actually called a belican.
Because it’s beak can hold more than it’s belly can.
I wanted to get a pelican as a pet.
But I couldn’t afford the bill.
What do you call a pessimist sea-bird?
A pelican’t.
A wonderful bird, the pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
I had to see a specialty doctor after I got attacked by a pelican.
I got hit with a huge bill.
What do you call a pelican that doesn’t fly?
A pelican’t.
A pelican waddles into a bar and orders two pints of lager, a shot of whiskey and a packet of salted cashews.
The bartender says, “And how will you be paying for all this?”
The pelican ruffles his feathers and replies, “Put it on my bill.”
I opened a restaurant called “The Pelican”.
Nobody appreciates the big bill though.
What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?
Pelican briefs.
What’s the difference between a seagull and a pelican?
You can’t sea a pelican.
I spent ages trying to cross a busy road.
A passer-by said, “There’s a pelican crossing up the road.”
I replied, “I hope he’s having better luck than me!”
A pelican walks in to a bar.
The bar tender says, “Why the long face?”
What do you call a stubborn pelican?
A pelican’t.
Jokes About Pelicans
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