Pages of funny quotes and sayings on a wide range of topicsFunny Quotes And Sayings

Funny quotes and sayings are great for succintly summing up the absurdity of life, or simply for raising a smile or a laugh.

And as we love laughter here at LaffGaff, so we’ve put together some collections of our favorite funny quotes covering a wide range of topics.

We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!


Popular Funny Quotes And Sayings Pages

A selection of funny Friday quotes

Friday is our favorite day of the week because it means the weekend is coming! And what better way to celebrate our favorite day than with these funny Friday quotes.

A collection of hilariously funny inspirational quotes

We all need a bit of inspiration and motivation at times, along with a bit of humor. And for that you can’t beat these funny inspirational quotes!

A page of funny friendship quotes

Friends are important, especially best friends. These funny friendship quotes explain exactly what a close friendship is all about.

A collection of funny good morning quotes

These funny good morning quotes will put a smile on your face and lighten your mood as you prepare to face the challenges of the day ahead.

A collection of funny quotes about life

Life can be tough but it can also be hilarious, as shown by these funny life quotes.

A page of funny quotes about love

Love can be tender and sweet. It can also be highly amusing as demonstrated by these funny love quotes!

A selection of funny short quotes

The best short funny quotes can say so much in so few words and make you laugh while doing it.

A collection of funny wine quotes

We doubt you’ll whine about these funny wine quotes! In fact, you’ll probably be grapeful for them…

A collection of funny work quotes

We’ve been working hard to bring together all these funny work quotes. We’re sure you’ll grow to love them as much as us over-time!

A selection of funny Valentine's Day quotes

Whether you’re in a fresh new loving relationship or single and sad, these funny Valentine’s quotes and sayings perfectly sum up both sides of the day.

A page of funny Thanksgiving quotes

Thanksgiving is a time for family, tradition and eating. All of which are a source of humor, so it’s no surprise there are so many funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings around.

A collection of funny quotes about sleep

You can never get tired of sleep, and it’s a nap that you’ll never get tired of these funny quotes about sleep either!

A collection of funny sex quotes

This collection of hilariously funny sex quotes and sayings sum up perfectly the absurdity of the act of lovemaking.

A collection of funny relationship quotes

You’re sure to have an instant connection with these funny relationship quotes and sayings! In fact, we think you’ll fall in love with them at first sight.

A selection of funny quotes about school

These funny quotes about school are certainly top of the class. As a rule, you won’t find better anywhere else.

A collection of funny quotes about family

Families can be loving, annoying, frustrating, and of course funny. And these funny family quotes encapsulate just what family life is all about.

A collection of really funny Christian quotes

Here at LaffGaff, we study humor religiously and that’s how we know that you’ll find these funny Christian quotes hilarious!

A collection of hilariously funny graduation quotes

If you or someone you know is graduating soon, check out these hilariously funny graduation quotes that encapsulate what it’s all about.

Some funny marriage quotes by the famous and not-so-famous

Enjoy these funny marriage quotes that sum up what it means to be married in a humorous and good-natured (if sometimes a little embittered!) way.

A collection of funny birthday messages and wishes for their big day

If you know someone who’s celebrating their birthday, then put a smile on their face on their special day with these funny birthday messages and wishes.

A festive collection of funny Christmas quotes

These funny Christmas quotes sum up perfectly both the highs and the lows of Christmas time.

A collection of funny Easter quotes

Here’s a great selection of funny Easter quotes and sayings to help you to celebrate this religious holiday.

A selection of funny Father's Day quotes to help celebrate his special day with humor

Dad’s love the funny side of life as evidenced by the existence of Dad jokes. So help him celebrate his special day with these funny Father’s Day quotes!

There's no better catch than these funny fishing quotes and sayings!

A large collection of funny fishing quotes and sayings for you to enjoy. You’ll be hooked for sure!

These funny golf quotes and sayings are bound to have you hooked. That’s because we’ve had the fore-sight to only include the very best examples!

These funny golf quotes and sayings are bound to have you hooked. That’s because we’ve had the fore-sight to only include the very best examples!

A selection of funny Halloween quotes

Trick-or-treating, costumes, candy, parties… Halloween is a fantastic time and these funny Halloween quotes sum it up perfectly.

There's nothing divisive about these funny math quotes and sayings!

For some, math can be incredibly confusing and frustrating. But it does have its humorous side too, as evidenced by these funny math quotes and sayings.

Celebrate the New Year with laughter with these funny New Year quotes

You’ve survived Christmas, now to help you see in the new year with a smile, here’s all our favorite funny New Year quotes.

A collection of really funny quotes about men

Women will empathise with and enjoy these funny quotes about men. And men with a sense of humor will enjoy them too!

A selection of funny quotes about time

Time is a great healer, they say, which is lucky as you’ll need plenty of time to heal once your sides split from laughing at these funny quotes about time!

A collection of hilariously funny sayings and witticisms

Funny sayings can come in useful as ice breakers in meetings or to add to speeches. The’’re also great for inspiration for what to write in cards.

A collection of the most hilariously witty quotes

A selection of the funniest and most witty quotes from famous stars, comedians and wits. If you like comedy quotes this page is for you.

Hilariously funny dog quotes that perfectly describe man's best friend!

This fantastic selection of hilariously funny dog quotes perfectly sums up just what man’s best friend is all about.

A selection of funny cat quotes and sayings.

These funny cat quotes are purr-fect for raising a laugh and leaving you feline good. If you like cats, you’ll love them!

A delicious selection of funny food quotes

If you can’t eat food, the next best thing is to talk about it! And so here’s a collection of funny food quotes to whet your appetite.

An enriching collection of funny money quotes

Money may make the world go round, but these funny money quotes, from the famous and not-so-famous, make the laughter flow!

Funny Ned Flanders quotes from The Simpsons

He’s one of our very favorite characters in The Simpsons and so here’s all our favorite funny Ned Flanders quotes.

This collection of our favorite hilarious quotes is sure to raise a smile!

Life is for laughing and this collection of some of our favorite and most hilarious quotes is sure to bring a smile to your face!

We combine our two favorite things - alcohol and humor - with these funny drinking quotes!

We combine our two favorite things – alcohol and humor – with these funny drinking quotes!


More Fun And Laughter

If you our collections of funny quotes and sayings, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more fun and laughter. We have a huge selection of funny jokestrivia questions and answersquizzesbrainteasers and riddles, and pick up lines, so there’s something for everyone!