Funny Quotes And Sayings
Funny quotes and sayings are great for succintly summing up the absurdity of life, or simply for raising a smile or a laugh.
And as we love laughter here at LaffGaff, so we’ve put together some collections of our favorite funny quotes covering a wide range of topics.
We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
Popular Funny Quotes And Sayings Pages
Friday is our favorite day of the week because it means the weekend is coming! And what better way to celebrate our favorite day than with these funny Friday quotes.
We all need a bit of inspiration and motivation at times, along with a bit of humor. And for that you can’t beat these funny inspirational quotes!
Friends are important, especially best friends. These funny friendship quotes explain exactly what a close friendship is all about.
These funny good morning quotes will put a smile on your face and lighten your mood as you prepare to face the challenges of the day ahead.
Life can be tough but it can also be hilarious, as shown by these funny life quotes.
Love can be tender and sweet. It can also be highly amusing as demonstrated by these funny love quotes!
The best short funny quotes can say so much in so few words and make you laugh while doing it.
We doubt you’ll whine about these funny wine quotes! In fact, you’ll probably be grapeful for them…
We’ve been working hard to bring together all these funny work quotes. We’re sure you’ll grow to love them as much as us over-time!
Whether you’re in a fresh new loving relationship or single and sad, these funny Valentine’s quotes and sayings perfectly sum up both sides of the day.
Thanksgiving is a time for family, tradition and eating. All of which are a source of humor, so it’s no surprise there are so many funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings around.
You can never get tired of sleep, and it’s a nap that you’ll never get tired of these funny quotes about sleep either!
This collection of hilariously funny sex quotes and sayings sum up perfectly the absurdity of the act of lovemaking.
You’re sure to have an instant connection with these funny relationship quotes and sayings! In fact, we think you’ll fall in love with them at first sight.
These funny quotes about school are certainly top of the class. As a rule, you won’t find better anywhere else.
Families can be loving, annoying, frustrating, and of course funny. And these funny family quotes encapsulate just what family life is all about.
Here at LaffGaff, we study humor religiously and that’s how we know that you’ll find these funny Christian quotes hilarious!
If you or someone you know is graduating soon, check out these hilariously funny graduation quotes that encapsulate what it’s all about.
Enjoy these funny marriage quotes that sum up what it means to be married in a humorous and good-natured (if sometimes a little embittered!) way.
If you know someone who’s celebrating their birthday, then put a smile on their face on their special day with these funny birthday messages and wishes.
These funny Christmas quotes sum up perfectly both the highs and the lows of Christmas time.
Here’s a great selection of funny Easter quotes and sayings to help you to celebrate this religious holiday.
Dad’s love the funny side of life as evidenced by the existence of Dad jokes. So help him celebrate his special day with these funny Father’s Day quotes!
A large collection of funny fishing quotes and sayings for you to enjoy. You’ll be hooked for sure!
These funny golf quotes and sayings are bound to have you hooked. That’s because we’ve had the fore-sight to only include the very best examples!
Trick-or-treating, costumes, candy, parties… Halloween is a fantastic time and these funny Halloween quotes sum it up perfectly.
For some, math can be incredibly confusing and frustrating. But it does have its humorous side too, as evidenced by these funny math quotes and sayings.
You’ve survived Christmas, now to help you see in the new year with a smile, here’s all our favorite funny New Year quotes.
Women will empathise with and enjoy these funny quotes about men. And men with a sense of humor will enjoy them too!
Time is a great healer, they say, which is lucky as you’ll need plenty of time to heal once your sides split from laughing at these funny quotes about time!
Funny sayings can come in useful as ice breakers in meetings or to add to speeches. The’’re also great for inspiration for what to write in cards.
A selection of the funniest and most witty quotes from famous stars, comedians and wits. If you like comedy quotes this page is for you.
This fantastic selection of hilariously funny dog quotes perfectly sums up just what man’s best friend is all about.
These funny cat quotes are purr-fect for raising a laugh and leaving you feline good. If you like cats, you’ll love them!
If you can’t eat food, the next best thing is to talk about it! And so here’s a collection of funny food quotes to whet your appetite.
Money may make the world go round, but these funny money quotes, from the famous and not-so-famous, make the laughter flow!
He’s one of our very favorite characters in The Simpsons and so here’s all our favorite funny Ned Flanders quotes.
Life is for laughing and this collection of some of our favorite and most hilarious quotes is sure to bring a smile to your face!
We combine our two favorite things – alcohol and humor – with these funny drinking quotes!
More Fun And Laughter
If you our collections of funny quotes and sayings, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more fun and laughter. We have a huge selection of funny jokes, trivia questions and answers, quizzes, brainteasers and riddles, and pick up lines, so there’s something for everyone!