Funny Quotes About Life

Life is a precious and wonderful thing, but it would be far more boring without a sense of humor and the ability to laugh. And these funny quotes about life are guaranteed to raise a chuckle. So we hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

A collection of funny quotes about life

33 Funny Quotes About Life

It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.

W. C. Fields

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.

Art Linkletter

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain.


You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Mae West

Life is like a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can spend it only once.

Lillian Dickson

Life is a hereditary disease.


There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

Fran Lebowitz

Life doesn’t have any hands, but it sure can give you a slap sometimes.


In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

Robert Frost

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.

Allen Saunders

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Oscar Wilde

When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”

Sydney J. Harris

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

Wilson Mizner

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.


Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Mignon McLaughlin

Everything you can imagine is real.

Pablo Picasso

If only common sense were more common.


Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Soren KierKegaard

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Albert Einstein

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.


All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Chuck Palahniuk

It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.


Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Gerard Way

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

George Bernard Shaw

I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.

Robert Brault

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Oscar Wilde

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

Dr. Seuss

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.

Isaac Asimov

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