Life is a precious and wonderful thing, but it would be far more boring without a sense of humor and the ability to laugh. And these funny quotes about life are guaranteed to raise a chuckle. So we hope you enjoy them as much as we do.
33 Funny Quotes About Life
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Art Linkletter
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it’s about how you dance in the rain.
Unknown
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
Life is like a coin. You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can spend it only once.
Lillian Dickson
Life is a hereditary disease.
Unknown
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Albert Einstein
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it sure can give you a slap sometimes.
Unknown
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.
Robert Frost
Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans.
Allen Saunders
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Oscar Wilde
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”
Sydney J. Harris
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M. Schulz
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Unknown
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Mignon McLaughlin
Everything you can imagine is real.
Pablo Picasso
If only common sense were more common.
Unknown
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
Soren KierKegaard
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Albert Einstein
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Unknown
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Chuck Palahniuk
It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.
Unknown
Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.
Gerard Way
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
George Bernard Shaw
I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.
Robert Brault
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.
Oscar Wilde
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
Dr. Seuss
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Bill Watterson
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Kurt Vonnegut
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
Isaac Asimov
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