Funny Inspirational Quotes

We all need a bit of inspiration and motivation at times. And if you’re anything like us here at LaffGaff, then you prefer your inspiration to be humorous.

A collection of hilarious inspirational quotes to provide motivation!

And you can’t get more humorous than these funny inspirational quotes from a variety of sources!

So enjoy reading them, laugh and be inspired!


Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. ~ Groucho Marx

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. ~ Dalai Lama

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. ~ Martha Graham

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily. ~ Zig Ziglar

You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time? ~ Unknown

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ~ Will Rogers

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. ~ Steve Jobs

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~ Thomas Edison

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. ~ Steven Wright

When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” ~ Sydney Harris

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. ~ Billie Burke

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~ Marilyn Monroe

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. ~ Josh Billings

Change is not a four letter word, but often your reaction to it is. ~ Jeffrey Gitomer

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward. ~ James Thurber

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. ~ Unknown

When something goes wrong in your life just yell “PLOT TWIST”, and move on. ~ Molly Weis

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. ~ Mark Twain

Hope is the little voice you hear whisper “Maybe” when it seems the entire world is shouting “No!” ~ Unknown

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. ~ Truman Capote

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. ~ Henny Youngman

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile. ~ Roger Staubach

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. ~ Will Rogers

Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen. ~ Unknown


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