Funny Inspirational Quotes

We all need a bit of inspiration and motivation at times. And if you’re anything like us here at LaffGaff, then you prefer your inspiration to be humorous. And you can’t get more humorous than these funny inspirational quotes from a variety of sources! So enjoy reading them, laugh and be inspired!

A collection of hilarious inspirational quotes to provide motivation!

24 Funny Inspirational Quotes

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Groucho Marx

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Dalai Lama

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

Martha Graham

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.

Zig Ziglar

You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?


Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.

Steve Jobs

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Thomas Edison

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Steven Wright

When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”

Sydney Harris

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.

Billie Burke

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Josh Billings

Change is not a four letter word, but often your reaction to it is.

Jeffrey Gitomer

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

James Thurber

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.


When something goes wrong in your life just yell “PLOT TWIST”, and move on.

Molly Weis

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Mark Twain

Hope is the little voice you hear whisper “Maybe” when it seems the entire world is shouting “No!”


Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.

Truman Capote

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

Henny Youngman

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.

Roger Staubach

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

Will Rogers

Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.


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