Celebrate the special occasion with these funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings!Thanksgiving is a time for family, tradition and eating. And all those things lend themselves very well to humor, so it's no surprise there are so many funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings around.

So to help you celebrate with laughter, here's a selection of our favorites...

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes & Sayings

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~ Johnny Carson

I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ~ Jon Stewart

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. ~ Rita Rudner

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving.  Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan.  You get more stuffing. ~ George Carlin

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car. ~ Stephen Colbert

Thanksgiving - when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. ~ Melanie White

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~ Kevin James

I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. ~ Howie Mandel

For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag. ~ Andy Borowitz

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger

You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, "Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave." ~ Dylan Brody

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. "Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?" "But we do that every day!" "Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?" ~ Jim Gaffigan

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. ~ Phyllis Diller

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~ Erma Bombeck

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. ~ Irv Kupcinet

Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home. ~ Melanie White

You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. ~ Jay Leno

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