These funny elk jokes and puns are so a-moose-ing they’ll leave you elk-less with laughter! So buck-le up and enjoy them!
Funny Elk Jokes
What do you call it when an elk makes sequential long and short noises?
Moose code.
Why did the elk cry at the funeral?
He had lost a deer friend.
I’m thinking of getting into elk taxidermy.
I hear it’s how you make the big bucks.
I thought about telling a joke about a myopic elk…
But decided it was just a bad eye deer.
What’s the most surprising elk?
A Cari-boo!
What do you call a well-known elk?
Famoose.
What do you get if you cross an elk with a hippo?
A hippopotamoose.
I saw some leeches on a running elk.
They were hanging on for deer life.
What’s an elk’s favorite horror movie?
Nightmare on Elk Street.
What did the moose say when the elk stole her chocolate?
How deer you!
What kind of cars do elk drive?
Elkaminos.
What do elks like to do for fun?
Visit the a-moose-ment park.
Why couldn’t the elk be identified?
Because it was anonymoose.
What is the favorite band of an elk?
Muse.
What’s an elk’s favourite pudding?
Chocolate moose.
What do you call a sad elk?
Lachry-moose.
What did the moose name her daughter?
Elke.
What do you call an elk who is dressed for Halloween?
A scarybou.
What do you get if you put an elk and a gazelle next to Australia?
Moose Eland.
What part of the brain regulates elk-like behaviour?
The hypothalamoose.
I went to a self-serve butcher shop that specializes in exotic meats.
The sign on the counter instructed everyone to elk themselves.
Earl and Larry are out hunting one day.
They are tracking an elk and after a while, Larry, looks up and says, “Earl, do you know where we are?”
“No idea,” said Earl, “But I know what to do. If we shoot into the air three times, someone will hear it and come save us.”
With nothing to lose, they shot into the air three times and waited.
After several hours, and nobody coming to rescue them, they tried a second time, again to no avail.
It was getting dark, and Earl suggested they try it one last time.
“Okay Earl,” Larry sighed, “But if this doesn’t work, I’m afraid we’re on our own. I’m down to my last three arrows.”
How do you tell the difference between a cow and an elk?
One moos, the other moose.
What was troubling the deer leader of the elk socialist republic?
The stagnation of the buck.
Trump and Pence go hunting.
As they’re walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging on leaves.
“Hey look, an elk,” says Pence.
“Fake moose,” says Trump.
Why did the man feel vulnerable after his pet moose got lost?
Because he was elkless.
Two redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting.
They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls.
The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk.
But the pilot objected saying, “The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind.”
One of the hunters pushed forward, “Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What’s with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.”
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear.
But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it.
They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one redneck said to the other, “Do you know where we are?”
“I think so,” replied the other redneck.
“Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!”
What do moose say when they get stuck up a tree?
Elk me.
Who’s an elk’s favorite singer?
Elkis Presley.
Why did the elk get braces?
He had buck teeth.
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