If you like dry humor then these funny camel jokes and puns certainly won’t give you the hump!
Funny Camel Jokes
What do you call a camel that cries?
A humpback wail.
How do camels hide from predators?
Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot.
What do you call a camel with no humps?
What do you call a camel with three humps?
A little know fact is that Sir Lancelot raised a lot of sheep in his later years to make a living.
But once he got to Egypt he opened his own camel lot.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
What is sweet and walks across a desert?
Why are camels sand colored?
What do you get when you cross a camel with a truck?
Husband: It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.
Wife: Isn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?
A camel and I walk into a bar.
Camel: Can I get a straw?
Bartender: Sure. Here you go.
Me: Can I get a straw too?
Bartender: Sorry, that was the last straw.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
O’ Camel ye faithful.
I have a backpack that lets me drink water while I hike.
I’ve been debating returning it, but decided to give it another go.
Yesterday I put a new straw in it, and now the straw is completely stuck and the backpack is unusable.
I’m definitely returning it now.
It was the straw that broke the CamelBak.
How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?
Ask them if they want one hump or two.
What do camels wear when they go to war?
Where does a camel go after he’s eaten his main course?
To the desert trolley.
How do cool camels say hello?
How you dune?
How do they take photos in the desert?
With a camel-ra.
A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East.
An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
I find it strange how everyone suddenly cares about straws killing dolphins…
They’ve been breaking camels’ backs for years.
What did the camel say to the desert?
Long time no sea.
Riding a camel really isn’t as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
What’s the difference between me and a camel?
A camel can work all week without drinking, I can drink all week without working.
How does a camel go across the desert without going hungry?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What do you call a camel you can’t see?
One evening a camel is walking across the desert when he hears a coyote screaming.
He walks over to the coyote and asks him, “How come you coyotes only scream at night?”
The coyote replies, “During the day you can see the cacti before sitting on it.”
What kind of tea do they drink in the desert?
Why was the camel fed up with his partner?
Because she was always giving him the hump.
What did the camel say to the oasis?
I will never desert you.
What do you call a camel who recites Shakespeare?
Did you hear about the camel accused of stock fraud?
He was guilty of a hump-and-dump scheme.
Why do camels always leave parties early?
Because they get the hump.
What do you call a frozen camel?
Where do camels go on holiday?
Baby camel: Mom, why do we have a lump on our back?
Mommy camel: To store the water, my darling.
Baby camel: Ah, and why do we have hooves?
Mommy camel: To pass the hardest paths, my darling.
Baby camel: And why do we have big eyelids?
Mommy camel: To prevent the sand from entering our eyes, darling.
Baby camel: Oh, OK, but then Mom, what are we doing in San Diego Zoo?
What’s the difference between a camel with one hump and a camel with two humps?
Why did the Bactrian camel decide to have an extra hump?
Gobi or go home.
Two camels are walking through the desert.
One looks at the other and says, “I don’t care what anyone says. I’m thirsty.”
What do you call it when camels eat each other?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because there are no chickens in the desert.
What do you call a camel that loves to gossip?
What’s a camel’s favorite car?
The Toyota Camelry.
Who’s a camel’s favorite actress?
What do you call a camel who changes color?
What do you get if you cross a camel with a cow?
A very lumpy milkshake.
How do camels video their parties?
With a camel-corder.
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No”.
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop”.
The man hops on the camel and says, “Woah”.
The camel starts walking.
He says, “Woah Woah”.
The camel starts running.
He says, “Woah Woah Woah”.
The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to God to stop.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
What’s a camels favorite meal?
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
What’s a baby camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Jokes About Camels
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