Not My Dog

Not my dog joke from LaffGaff.

Funny Not My Dog Joke

Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.

He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”

The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.

“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.

The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”

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