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Funny Cheetah Jokes
We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, “Is it difficult to spot cheetahs?”
Me: No, I think they come that way.
What big cat was disqualified from the race?
The cheetah.
What’s a cheetah’s favorite food?
Fast food.
Why aren’t there Vegas-style casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs.
What do cheetahs have on each foot?
Cheetoes.
What do you call a big cat that doesn’t play by the rules?
A cheetah.
The local zoo stopped giving tests.
Too many cheetahs.
Why don’t you ever see a rich cheetah?
Because cheetahs never prosper.
What’s the difference between a cheetah and office supplies?
One is really fast and the other is stationery.
Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why do cheetahs and leopards dislike the game hide-and-seek?
Because they’re always spotted.
Why did the male giraffe break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a cheetah.
A professor in South Africa is teaching her students how to form English sentences.
“Attention class I have two words: Cheetah, and dandelion. Can anybody use these together in a sentence?”
One student raises their hand, “The cheetah is faster dandelion.”
Why was the tiger mad after the annual animal race?
Because the winner was a cheetah.
When I was in Africa last summer, I once spotted an albino cheetah.
The most dangerous job I ever had.
Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
The outside.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, “Man, you a cheetah.”
The cheetah says, “Nah man, you a lion.”
Why should you trust most felines?
Because only a few of them are cheetahs.
What do you call a lion that painted on dots go become a leopard?
A cheetah.
What did the cheetah say when the gazelle started running away?
I’ve been spotted!
I saw a guy at a bar chatting up a cheetah.
I thought, “Well, I never – he’s trying to pull a fast one!”
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild.
That’s because mountain lions aren’t spotted, cheetahs are.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What did the cheetah say when introduced to the gazelle?
Nice to eat you.
My uncle has the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, and the legs of a cheetah.
He’s also a trained taxidermist.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank?
He ran away so fast that he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Cheetos.
What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino?
A Cheeto.
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a cheetah during a test?
Because it will eat you.
I have the heart of a lion and the legs of a cheetah.
Needless to say, I’m now banned from the zoo.
My fast food addiction is really starting to cause me issues.
For starters, I can’t find anywhere in New York that does a decent cheetah sandwich.
What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Fast food.
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