Rhino Jokes And Puns

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Funny Rhino Jokes

“Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?”

“Rhino!”

“We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”

During lockdown, I managed to connect virtually with a lion, giraffe and rhino all at the same time.

These zoo meetings are really taking off.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Ellephino.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

Unplug him.

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn?

Why are rhinoceroses so wrinkly?

Because they’re hard to iron.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

You walk him, and pitch to the rhino.

Why do rhinos have such bad credit?

They’re constantly charging.

I saw a big animal during the safari. I think it was an elephant…

But what do rhino.

How do rhinos and elephants like their eggs?

Anything but poached.

Why don’t you see rhinos hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

It’s weird that the rhinos are dying out.

Because they’re so horny.

What do you get when you combine a cow, a duck, a piece of wood, and a rhino?

Cow the duck wood rhino?

A man gets pulled over by a cop for driving with a rhino in his car.

“Sir, are you aware that driving with a rhino in your car is illegal?” The cop said.

The man looks bewildered. “Really? I had no clue!”

“I’ll let you off this time, but only if you promise to take it straight to the zoo.”

The man agrees and the cop lets him go.

A week later the cop spots the same man driving with the same rhino in his car.

“Didn’t I tell you to take this rhino straight to zoo?” asks the cop.

“I sure did officer,” the man replies. “We had a great time, this week we’re going to the movies.”

Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other.

Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right?

Animal 2: Rhino

What do you get when you mix a rhino and a dog?

A very frightened mailman.

What do you call a horny hippopotamus?

A rhino.

How do you know when there’s a rhinoceros in your fridge?

You can’t shut the door.

What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a rhino?

A Cheeto.

If you say you hate all pachyderms, but you’re actually cool with elephants and rhinos…

You’re really just being hippo critical.

What do you call a rhino in a phone booth?

Stuck.

What time is it when a rhino sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence.

What’s as big as a rhino but weighs nothing?

Its shadow.

Jokes About Rhinos

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