Here’s a hum-dinger of a collection of funny hummingbird jokes and puns! Like a hummingbird, the collection may only be small but it’s as sweet as nectar!
Funny Hummingbird Jokes
What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
A hummingbird.
What do vampire hummingbirds eat?
Your blood sugar.
I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder.
I’m pretty sure I just saw one go back in time…
Why do hummingbirds fly north in the spring?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Dad, why are they called hummingbirds?
Because they don’t know the words son.
What do you get when you cross a hummingbird and a doorbell?
A hum-dinger.
What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?
He nectar.
Do songbirds get mad at hummingbirds…
Because they don’t know the words?
What does a predator call a hummingbird?
Fast food.
What do you call hummingbird on hummingbird crime?
A micro-aggression.
A hummingbird and a scientist walk into a bar…
Nah, just kidding, hummingbirds can’t walk.
Why wasn’t the hummingbird allowed in the choir?
He couldn’t learn the words.
What do you get when you cross a hummingbird and a cow?
A hum-burger.
The problem with hummingbirds is…
That I keep having to teach them the song lyrics, since they always seem to forget them. At least they still know the tune.
A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird…
It just doesn’t know the lyrics.
My son came home from school and said these kids were telling him the Liberty Bell was cracked because hummingbirds thought it was a giant flower and kept crashing into it.
Well that’s a humdinger if ever I heard one.
Jokes About Hummingbirds
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