Dingo Jokes And Puns

If you’re feeling a little down (under) and your day dingo as planned, then these funny dingo jokes will cheer you up!

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Funny Dingo Jokes

I tried to smuggle a wild animal out of Australia…

But it dingo as planned.

A teacher asked a student to “name two animals peculiar to Australia”.

The student responded, “The polar bear and penguin are peculiar to Australia, but the kangaroo and dingo live there.”

What do you call Australian slang?

Dingo lingo.

My friend got chased by a dog while in Australia…

It dingo well.

Why did the Australian dog have no answer when he was asked if the party was good?

Because he dingo.

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

Dingo Starr.

I tried to pet a wild Australian dog once…

It dingo as planned.

Where do you find a dingo with no legs?

Right where you left it.

I tried towing a dogsled with wild Australian dogs.

It dingo.

I told a wild dog to go away.

It dingo anywhere.

What happened when the wild Australian dog tried to throw a boomerang?

It dingo far.

How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Jokes About Dingos

If you enjoyed these puns and jokes about dingoes, be sure to check out the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny jokes, such as these:

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