We Shih Tzu not – these are the best Shih Tzu jokes and puns you’ll find! Paws for a moment to enjoy them!
Funny Shih Tzu Jokes
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.
My Israeli dog just choked me out.
He’s a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.
What happened when the Shih Tzu went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.
Did you know that a dog wrote a book about his adventures in space?
I, Shih Tzu-Naut.
Why did the zoo relocate away from the dog park?
Because all the kids kept saying, “Hey look, a Shih Tzu!”
Why do Shih Tzu hate the rain?
They don’t want to step in a Poodle.
What do you call a dog that hears voices?
Shih-Tzu-phrenic.
What kind of car does a Shih Tzu drive?
A Shihtzubishi.
What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?
A Wienerschnitzel.
Why do Shih Tzu dogs never tell the truth?
Because they’re a little lyin’ dog.
At a dog dinner party the Shih Tzu farts.
The Pug turns to him and says, “How dare you fart in front of me!”
The Shih Tzu replies, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was your turn!”
Dogs are by far my most family friendly animal.
I Shih Tzu not.
I always thought a Shih Tzu was…
A zoo without animals.
Why are Shih Tzu dogs such good wrestlers?
They practice Ju-Shih-Ttzu.
What kind of dog did Jesus own?
A holy Shih Tzu.
More Animal Jokes
If you enjoyed our hilarious jokes about Shih Tzu dogs, take a look around the rest of LaffGaff for lots more funny animal jokes, including these:
