Shih Tzu Jokes And Puns

We Shih Tzu not – these are the best Shih Tzu jokes and puns you’ll find! Paws for a moment to enjoy them!

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Funny Shih Tzu Jokes

A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

My Israeli dog just choked me out.

He’s a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.

What happened when the Shih Tzu went to the flea circus?

He stole the show.

Did you know that a dog wrote a book about his adventures in space?

I, Shih Tzu-Naut.

Why did the zoo relocate away from the dog park?

Because all the kids kept saying, “Hey look, a Shih Tzu!”

Why do Shih Tzu hate the rain?

They don’t want to step in a Poodle.

What do you call a dog that hears voices?


What kind of car does a Shih Tzu drive?

A Shihtzubishi.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why do Shih Tzu dogs never tell the truth?

Because they’re a little lyin’ dog.

At a dog dinner party the Shih Tzu farts.

The Pug turns to him and says, “How dare you fart in front of me!”

The Shih Tzu replies, “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was your turn!”

Dogs are by far my most family friendly animal.

I Shih Tzu not.

I always thought a Shih Tzu was…

A zoo without animals.

Why are Shih Tzu dogs such good wrestlers?

They practice Ju-Shih-Ttzu.

What kind of dog did Jesus own?

A holy Shih Tzu.

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