Welcome to LaffGaff - home of funny short jokes!

Congratulations! You've found the home of the best short funny jokes for kids and adults alike. Here at LaffGaff, we specialize in providing the latest witty short jokes every day (plus some really corny jokes too!) We've got a huge range of extremely funny jokes covering every topic you can think of (check out the bottom of the page for links and categories). From one liners and puns to funny pick up lines, we've got them all.


So make yourself at home, relax, and get ready to laugh at our collection of thousands of hilarious short jokes and one liners! And remember to come back every day for our new clean short joke of the day.

Funny Short Jokes

Funny Taser Joke

I met a beautiful girl down at the park today.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we ended up having sex right there and then.

God, I love my new Taser.

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Hilarious Short Jokes

Funny Australia Joke

A British guy travels to Australia and when he arrives, the customs guy asks, “Do you have a criminal record?”

The British guy replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”

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Hilarious Short Jokes

Funny Clock Joke

I’ve just been fired from my job at the clock-making factory…

After all those extra hours I put in.

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Really Funny Short Jokes

Funny Shampoo Joke

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”

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