What’s the cheapest meat you can buy?
Deer testicles – they’re under a buck.
A blonde pushes her car into a gas station one day.
She tells the mechanic it just died as she was driving along.
The mechanic works on it and soon has the engine idling smoothly.
The blonde asks him, “So, what’s the story?”
The mechanic says, “Just crap in the carburettor.”
The blonde asks, “Okay, how often do I have to do that?”