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Congratulations! You've found the home of the best short funny jokes for kids and adults alike. Here at LaffGaff, we specialize in providing the latest witty short jokes every day (plus some really corny jokes too!) We've got a huge range of extremely funny jokes covering every topic you can think of (check out the bottom of the page for links and categories). From one liners and puns to funny pick up lines, we've got them all.


So make yourself at home, relax, and get ready to laugh at our collection of thousands of hilarious short jokes and one liners! And remember to come back every day for our new clean short joke of the day.

Hilarious Short Jokes

Funny Cowboy Joke

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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Funny Short Jokes

Funny Blonde Car Joke

A blonde pushes her car into a gas station one day.

She tells the mechanic it just died as she was driving along.

The mechanic works on it and soon has the engine idling smoothly.

The blonde asks him, “So, what’s the story?”

The mechanic says, “Just crap in the carburettor.”

The blonde asks, “Okay, how often do I have to do that?”

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Short Funny Jokes

Funny Conception Joke

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?”

His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.”

The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.”

His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

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