How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but don’t worry, the glass ceiling lets in so much light.
“Am I mentioned in the will?” asked the nephew nervously.
“You sure are,” replied the lawyer. “It says right here… To my niece Susan I bequeath one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, to my cousin Alice seventy five thousand dollars, and to my nephew Paul who was always asking if he was mentioned in the will, I say, ‘Hi Paul’.”