Welcome to LaffGaff - Home of Funny Short Jokes!

Congratulations! You've found the home of the best short funny jokes for kids and adults alike. Here at LaffGaff, we specialize in providing the latest witty short jokes every day (plus some really corny jokes too!) We've got a huge range of extremely funny jokes covering every topic you can think of (check out the bottom of the page for links and categories). From one liners and puns to pick up lines, we've got them all.


So make yourself at home, relax, and get ready to laugh at our collection of thousands of hilarious short jokes and one liners! And remember to come back every day for our new clean short joke of the day.

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Really Funny Short Jokes

Funny Border Wall Joke

Who says building a border wall won’t work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.

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Short Funny Jokes

Funny Night Sex Joke

I don’t know about you, but I hate it when I’m woken in the middle of the night for sex.

I can’t wait to get out of prison.

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Funny Short Jokes

Redneck Virgin Joke

A redneck finds out one day that his girlfriend is still a virgin.

When he finds out, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without saying a word.

Later, he’s at the bar with his buddies and they ask him what went wrong.

He explains, “If she ain’t good enough for her daddy, her uncle, her brother, and her cousin, she ain’t good enough for me!”

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Really Funny Puns

Funny Spanking Joke

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.

She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?”

The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”

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Really Funny Jokes

Funny Condom Joke

“Son, I’ve found a condom in your room.”

“Gee thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

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Hilarious Short Jokes

Funny Nun Joke

A guy runs into a bar, yelling at the bartender, “Quick, how tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Oh, about 3 feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

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