Cheesy But Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Christian pick up lines are so funny they have to be God-given!

Yeah they might be incredibly cheesy, but who cares as as long as they raise a laugh.

Of course, we can’t guarantee their effectiveness but if you practice them religiously, we’re sure you’ll be just fine.

So enjoy this collection of cheesy but funny Christian pick up lines.

Practice these cheesy but funny Christian pick up lines religiously and you're sure to have your prayers answered!

Christian Pick Up Lines

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives …

Because he never met you.

Do you need prayer?

Because I’m willing to lay hands on you.

If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?

Baby, you’re just like water …

Except Jesus turned you into fine.

Are you religious?

Because your prayers have just been answered.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew?

Because I like you a LOT.

For you, I would slay two Goliaths.

Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

You can call me Jonah …

Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.

Excuse me, is your name Grace?

Because you’re amazing!

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

Is this the transfiguration?

Because you are glowing.

Let’s be like Noah and do this as a pair.

Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn’t have yours.

Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it’s got to be a sin to look that good.

Hey girl, I’d give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.

You can have my number though.

My friend told me to come and meet you.

He said you’re a really nice person. I think you know him.

Jesus, yeah that’s his name.

The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Hey girl, I heard God called you.

Can I do the same?

I’d like to get to know you biblically.

So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “Greet one another with a holy kiss?”

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Your bible would look great on my nightstand.

Is your name Faith?

Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.

Let me check your tag…

Yep, just as I thought – Made In Heaven.

Call me Joshua, because I’m going to break down your walls.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

It took God seven days to make the world but it’ll only take seven digits for you to change mine.

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

You must be Egyptian …

Because I’m a slave for you.

Is that a mirror in your Bible?

Because I see you reflecting Christ.

Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?

Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes …

Together we might be a miracle.

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

My spiritual gift is my good looks…

It lifts people’s spirits.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Is this seat saved? Because I am.

I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.

I’m usually not very prophetic …

But I can see us together.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.

The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”…

How about dinner?

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kind of woman.

When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

You have an ass like the North Star …

Wise men will follow it.

You’re the second greatest thing to happen to me …

Jesus being the first.

I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

I’m no Joseph…

Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?

Hi, my name is Will. God’s Will.

I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents …


Are you one of Job’s daughters?

Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.

Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.

Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?

We’re both ripped.

Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body … of Christ.

When are you going to invite me to church?

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

Hey girl, you’re looking for your knight in shining armor.

Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.

Hey girl, I won’t be able to see you for the next few weeks …

I’m giving up sweet things for Lent.

God was just showing off when he made you.

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