And if you don’t have chemistry you’ll not get anywhere with the object of your desire.
So check out this huge collection of funny chemistry pick up lines and try them out periodically!
Chemistry Pick Up Lines
I wish your name was Avogadro…
Then I would already know your number.
We’ve got great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium?
Because you’re BE-AU-TI-FULL.
You must be a positive ion, and I’m a negative ion …
Because I feel an attraction between us.
You’re hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
Are you made of copper and tellurium?
Because you’re CU-TE.
According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium…
It looks like you’re made of it.
Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Is it getting hot in here…
Or is it just our bond that’s forming?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon?
Because you’re damn F-I-Ne.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Hey baby, I’ve got my ion you.
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner turned up all the way.
If you were an element, you’d be francium…
Because you’re the most attractive.
If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.
You look so familiar, did we take a class together?
I could have sworn we had chemistry.
Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
You’re a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You’re such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium…
Because your a total BaBe.
Let’s meet up…
You bring your beaker, and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
You must be made of uranium and iodine…
Because all I can see is U and I.
My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some “electron density.”
Do you have 11 protons?
Because you’re sodium fine.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
You must be a good benzene ring…
Because you’re pleasantly aromatic.
You’re like an exothermic reaction…
You spread your hotness everywhere.
I wish I was adenine…
Then I’d be paired with you.
Shall we do it on the table periodically?
Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.
You’re the HCl to my NaOH…
Let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.
How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
You must be chlorine because you’re polarizing my bond.
You must be made of oxygen and neon…
Because you’re the O-Ne.
Girl, you give my electrons a positive charge.
Honey, we’re a galvanic cell. Can’t you feel the electricity flowing between us?
Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
When I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper…
Because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
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