Have some festive fun with these Christmas riddles suitable for all ages. And if you enjoy them, check out our Christmas riddles for kids too, as well as our Christmas trivia questions!
Fun Free Christmas Riddles
What’s so special about the Christmas alphabet?
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There’s Noel.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
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In the dictionary.
What’s red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
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Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
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A pine-apple.
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
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The turkey, because he’s always stuffed.
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
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Cupid.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
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Because he felt his presents.
When Santa Claus sets off from the North Pole on Christmas Eve, in which direction does he travel?
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South. Everywhere is south from the North Pole.
What do you get if you cross a duck with some mistletoe?
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A Christmas quacker.
Why is Rudolph so good at answering trivia questions?
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He nose a lot.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas time?
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Cross mouse cards.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb for Christmas?
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Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
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Grave-y.
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
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You get tinselitis.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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It’s Christmas, Eve.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
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Santa Paws.
How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
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Orna-mints.
What did Santa say when his toys were naughty?
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Toys will be toys.
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
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The letter ‘D’.
More Christmas Fun
If you liked our Christmas riddles, why not take a look at our great collections of Christmas humor too, such as these:
- Christmas Cracker Jokes.
- Christmas Jokes For Kids.
- Christmas Knock Knock Jokes.
- Christmas One Liners.
- Christmas Riddles for Kids.
- Christmas Movie Trivia Questions.
- Christmas Trivia Questions.
- Christmas Trivia For Kids.
- Cryptic Christmas Carol Riddles.
- Cryptic Christmas Movie Riddles.
- Elf Jokes.
- Reindeer Jokes.
- Santa Claus Jokes.
- Snowman Jokes.
More Fun Riddles
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