Right on time, we’ve brought out these funny cuckoo jokes and puns! You’d have to be a little cuckoo not to laugh at them!
Funny Cuckoo Jokes
I got a job working in a cuckoo clock.
It’s dull, but at least gets me out of the house.
When the Cuckoo Killer’s house collapsed on top of the officer, revealing all the evidence against the Killer, he knew he had won the case.
The bird den of proof fell on him, after all.
My grandmother is so tidy…
She puts newspaper under the cuckoo clock.
What do cuckoo clocks and Twitter bots have in common?
They both use artificial tweeteners.
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.
“You’ve done very well so far,” said the show’s presenter, “But for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?”
“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”
“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
“I haven’t got a clue.” said Mick, “So I’ll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin.”
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
“Bejesus, Mick!” cried Paddy. “Dat’s simple, it’s a cuckoo.”
“Are you sure?”
Mick hung up the phone and told the presenter, “I’ll go with cuckoo as my answer.”
“Is that your final answer?” asked the presenter.
“Dat it is.”
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you’ve won 1 million euros!”
The next night, Mick went round to Paddy’s to buy him a drink.
“Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven’s name did you know it was da cuckoo that doesn’t build its own nest?”
“Because he lives in a clock!”
An Irishman walks into a clock store and asks, “Do you have a potato clock?”
“No,” replies the clerk, a little shocked. “We have grandfather clocks and we have cuckoo clocks, but we don’t have any potato clocks, no.”
“Ah that’s a shame,” laments the Irishman, leaving the store.
But the next day he returns and asks in earnest, “Are you sure that you don’t have a potato clock?”
“Of course,” the clerk replies. “I even checked with suppliers last night and they don’t make potato clocks anywhere… what do you want a potato clock for anyway?”
The Irishman shuffles his feet before responding, “Well, it’s just my boss you see… he says that if I got a potato clock then I could be at work by nine.”
Did you hear about the little bird that took over his clock by force?
It was a cuckoo coup.
Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm?
It was a cuckoo coop coup.
What does a crazy caterpillar create in order to turn into a butterfly?
Did you hear the Swiss clock manufacturer has had to wind down and the owner has gone cuckoo?
Jokes About Cuckoos
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