What did the daddy buffalo say to baby buffalo when he grew up and went to college?
Bison.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken?
Buffalo wings.
What’s the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
What do you call a truck full of bison?
A buffa-load.
What do you call a Hawaiian buffalo?
A buff-aloha.
What do you call a buffalo who’s always cleaning?
A buff-a-lot.
What did the buffalo say when it looked up as the eclipse was forming?
Bison.
What do you call a 200 year old buffalo?
A bison-tennial.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
What time is it when a buffalo sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
What do you call a shabbily-dressed buffalo?
A scruff-alo.
Why was the buffalo’s cellphone bill so high?
Roaming charges.
What do you call a single buffalo?
Buffa-lonely.
What do you get when you cross a buffalo with a deer?
A buffa-doe.
Who’s the designated driver when buffalo go out drinking?
The water buffalo.
What do you call a short buffalo?
A buffa-low.
What do you find between the hooves of buffaloes?
Slow buffalo hunters.
What do you call a bunch of buffalo on a stage?
A buffa-show.
What do you call a radioactive buffalo?
A buffa-glow.
What do you call a tall buffalo?
Buffahigh.
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