A selection of funny food punsFunny Food Puns

I don't know about you but olive funny food puns. After all, many a true word is spoken ingest.

So lettuce take a moment to read through this huge collection of the best puns about food.

Here they are - enjoy!

I've written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it's more of a wrap.

My girlfriend quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up of the hole business.

I went to a seafood party last week.

I pulled a mussel.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club but I've never seen herbivore.

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment.

It's a whisk I was willing to take.

What do you call a runaway pea?

An esca-pea.

Do butchers link sausages to make ends meat?

Tea is for mugs.

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But smoking bacon will cure it.

I went to a barbecue the other night and I was planning to take home all the left overs, but someone else foiled my plans.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's very time consuming.

I went for a meal with a taxidermist the other day.

I was stuffed afterwards.

When making butter there is little margarine for error.

I threw my toaster away because it kept burning my bread.

You could say I'm black toast intolerant.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

My friend asked me to ship him a truck load of food but it just wasn't palatable.

Where do witches bake cakes?

In a coven.

I kept telling my wife I was going to make pancakes in the morning.

She said I was waffling.

I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.

I think I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

My friend asked me how I bake my bread.

I said I couldn't tell him because it was on a knead to know basis.

I decided I was going to grow some herbs ...

But I couldn't find the thyme.

My sister bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

I love candy canes when they're in mint condition.

If life throws you melons...

You might be dyslexic.

My friend told me they were turning vegan.

I said, "That's a big missed steak".

Cheese is grate for you.

A boiled egg in the morning sure is hard to beat.

I went to a wedding at the weekend.

It was very emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.

Did you hear about the elderly Italian chef?

He pasta way.

Some guy just threw milk and cheese at me.

How dairy!

I've given up drinking coffee.

It was giving me a latte problems.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

I bet the butcher $500 he couldn't reach the steaks on the top shelf.

He said the steaks were too high.

What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?

An honor roll.

Do cannibals like to meat people?

If two vegetarians are arguing, do they still have a beef with each other?

Old colanders don't die.

They just can't take the strain anymore.

My friend fell into a vat of curry.

He's in a korma.

If someone steals your coffee have you been mugged?

What do computers eat for a snack?

Microchips.

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