We thought we’d toss these funny salad jokes and puns your way because your lack of laughter needs ad-dressing!
Funny Salad Jokes And Puns
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it?
No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry.
It’s a problem that needs addressing.
Step by step on how to make a chicken salad:
Step 1: Make a salad.
Step 2: Give it to your chicken.
Why did the man ask his boss for more salad?
He thought he was due a celery increase.
I made a salad yesterday.
It wasn’t very good.
So I tossed it.
I was at the restaurant and the waiter asked if I’d like the soup or salad.
I replied, “Yes, I’d love the super salad.”
I made a chicken salad this morning.
The stupid thing wouldn’t even eat it.
What do you do with an epileptic lettuce?
You make a seizure salad.
Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
What does a priest put on salad?
“For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” – Newton’s Law.
“Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad.” – Cole’s Law.
Any salad can be a Caesar salad.
If you stab it enough.
A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them…
I dreamt I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
A bowl of salad went to church.
What’s the coldest salad made with?
Why should you never smoke at a salad bar?
Because you might ignite the rocket.
What’s an atom’s favorite salad topping?
Why did the guy want to ride a horse while eating salad?
Because he loved the ranch.
My family was held captive by a salad.
It wouldn’t lettuce leaf.
A blonde walks into a library.
She asks the librarian, “Can I get a chicken salad?”
The librarian answers, “Sorry, this is a library.”
The blonde responds, “Oh, right! (Whispering) Can I get a chicken salad?”
I ate a green salad the last time I was on a plane.
It was my phyto-flight response.
Why don’t pine trees eat salad?
Because they’re coniferous.
Why did the fruit salad turn brown so fast?
It had too much melonin it.