Drum roll please, for these funny sushi jokes and puns! There’s nothing fishy about them – you’re sure to raw with laughter at them!
Funny Sushi Jokes
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi.
What pan is the best to make sushi in?
Japan.
I saw a 50% off sign on a sushi restaurant today.
Sounds fishy to me.
What is the most suspenseful sushi?
A drum roll.
My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food
Sushi left me.
What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.
The sushi chef finally located the buzzing noise.
It wasabi.
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.
Why did the sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
Because he was outta tuna.
I’m playing a sushi chef in an upcoming play.
I’m trying hard to prepare for the roll.
I asked my wife to cook me a Japanese meal for our anniversary.
Sushi did.
What’s a straight-A student’s favorite type of sushi?
The Honor Roll.
I asked my Sumo wrestler friend, “Would you like to have some sushi for dinner?”
He said, “No thanks. I’m not a big Japanese person.”
I would avoid Sushi if I was you.
It’s a little fishy.
What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A rolls rice.
What do you call it when you make sushi out of a thesaurus?
A synonym roll.
Even though it’s been 20 years since my grandfather choked to death on a piece of sushi…
It’s still pretty raw.
I shouldn’t have had that leftover sushi.
I’m feeling a bit eel.
I know everything there is to know about sushi.
You could say I’m an a-fish-onado.
Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise it would be called suhe.
Did you hear about the new lawyer-themed sushi shop that just opened?
Sosumi.
If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant…
Would that be considered a pho pas?
Why don’t Wookies like sushi?
They think it’s a little Chewie.
Dad’s favorite sushi does not even contain fish…
It’s the eye roll.
Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?
Or are you just happy sashimi?
A cannibal wanted some sushi.
So he bought a pack of ra-men.
Have you tried the whale sushi?
It’s killer.
Expensive sushi.
That’s a raw deal.
What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
They both seek fortuna.
I asked my sushi chef what his favorite roll was.
He said payroll.
How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?
Wasabi for your loss.
Why do dinosaurs like sushi?
Because they like their food ROAR!
What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi?
A combat roll.
Why does some sushi have the rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?
That’s just how it rolls.
For a little while I thought I found something to replace my love for sushi.
But alas, it was only tempurary.
“This sushi is terrible.”
“Sir, this is an aquarium.”
Why are octopi easily duped when it comes to eating seafood?
They’re suckers for sushi.
What did the fish say when he was asked why he likes being in a sushi?
He said, “It makes miso happy.”
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