Recipe Jokes And Puns

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We’ve left you stewing long enough now, so here they are! Enjoy them!

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Funny Recipe Jokes

The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”

Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.

I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

I’m going to start web site that’s dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called

I tried a vegan recipe book last night, and I was pleasantly surprised.

It was much better than any of the recipes in it.

My favorite Indian restaurant keeps their bread recipe a secret.

All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

I came across a list of ingredients to make plastic explosives.

I thought to myself, “Boy this looks like a real recipe for disaster!”

My mom refused to tell me her secret chili recipe until she was 85 years old.

Then she spilled the beans.

A wife comes home and finds her husband sitting in front of a game of chess with a raw egg propped up on the other side.

She asks: “What are you doing?”

He responds: “Well this pancake recipe says I need one beaten egg…”

“So… you decided to play it in a chess game?”

“Well yeah, but the darn egg keeps winning!”

I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.

It was the Absolut wurst.

I was going to try out a new spice recipe for my burgers

But I just didn’t have the thyme.

A friend gave me a load of cooking ingredients but no recipe.

I thought, “I don’t know what to make of this.”

The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves.

It operates on a knead to know basis.

My Irish uncle’s famous chili recipe calls for exactly 239 beans.

One more would make it too farty.

Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning.

I falafel.

What’s the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal’s name, they’ve got a good recipe.

I thought the recipe was for making margarine, however…

It churned out to be butter.

I got this new recipe app but I’m having issues with the security.

I want my password to be BeefStew, but the app keeps telling me it’s not stroganoff.

For my birthday, my friend bought me a book called, “Road Kill Recipes”.

As luck would have it, the very next day, I came across some road kill, so I cooked it according to one of the recipes in the book and it was delicious.

I’m just not sure what I should do with the bike…

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