Puntastic Potato Humor

All of a spud-den we feel the urge to provide you with these hilariously spud-tacular potato puns and jokes. We hope you find them as a-peel-ing as we do. Enjoy!

A collection of hilarious potato puns

Funny Potato Puns And Jokes

What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie?

The Silence of the Yams.

What do you call fake potatoes?

Imitaters.

What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes.

I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.

All potato puns are pomme de terrible.

I met a girl who owned three french-fry factories.

I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.

What do you call a potato that smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water?

A hesi-tater.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.

What do you call a yam in a hotel?

A suite potato.

What do you call a potato at a football game?

A spec-tater.

When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.

Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off?

It was decap-potatoed.

My friend and I both love potatoes.

We’re spuddies.

What do you call a spinning potato?

A rotate-o.

What do you call a baby potato?

Small fry.

Potato puns are a-peeling.

What do you call a lazy spud?

A couch potato.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Who is a potato’s favorite author?

Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.

She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?”

He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”

Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries.

And I always tell them that I’m not choosing sides.

What do you get when it rains potatoes?

Spuddles.

Why was the potato put in an asylum?

It was starch raving mad.

What’s a potato’s favorite TV programme?

Starch Trek.

Who is the most powerful potato?

Darth Tater.

How does a potato win at Street Fighter?

By mashing the kick button.

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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig.

One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?

Because he was a common-tater.

What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes?

A medi-tator.

What’s a potato’s least favorite dance?

The Mash Potato.

I was dining at a restaurant last night when the manager came around and asked, “How did you find your steak?”

I said, “I just moved the potato and there it was!”

Why did the sea monster eat five ships carrying potatoes?

Because you can’t eat just one potato ship.

What do you call a potato with glasses?

A spec-tater.

How do fries tiptoe?

On their potatoes.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

I went into a watchmaker’s today and asked for a potato clock.

“What’s a potato clock?” asked the watchmaker.

“I don’t know either”, I replied, “But I start a new job on Monday and in the interview my new boss said that I start at 9am and that I’d better get a potato clock.”

What do you call an average potato?

A commentator.

What do you call Buddhist potatoes?

Medi-taters.

What happened to the allergic baked potato?

It broke out in chives.

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