Funny Cat Jokes And Puns
Out of all the various animal jokes, we think cat jokes and puns are just purr-fect!
Seriously, we're not kitten you. We love them and think you will too.
So enjoy this collection of claw-somely a-mew-sing cat puns and jokes...
You could say it was a paw-trait.
They set a new lap record.
Because of their bark.
You could say he's a duck-filled fatty puss.
She had mittens.
The re-tail store.
The taxi arrived but as the couple left the house, the cat shot back in. They didn't want the cat shut in the house on it's own while they were out, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went back inside and followed the cat upstairs to chase it out.
The wife didn't want the taxi driver to know the house would be empty so she told him, "My husband's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband came out and got into the cab saying, "Sorry I took so long, the stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out."
They soon hissed and made up though.
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Hailing taxi cabs.
The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred, "I'd die for you!"
The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?"
Three Blind Mice.
She became a first aid kit.
They stole the whole show.
The evening mews.
It has a hissy fit.
I can tell by their down-in-the-mouth look.
A cat that isn't hungry anymore.
The Sound of Mew-sic.
They use a cat-alogue.
Because the neighborhood had gone to the dogs.
One. After that, the box isn't empty.
The other half.
None, because they were all copycats.
The Prince and the Paw-Purr.
To keep an eye on the mouse.