Funny Joke

Funny Ryan Lochte Joke

What did Ryan Lochte say after his team-mates told the police what really happened?

“I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you medalling kids.”

Boy laughing at short funny joke

Redneck Virgin Joke

A redneck finds out one day that his girlfriend is still a virgin.

When he finds out, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without saying a word.

Later, he’s at the bar with his buddies and they ask him what went wrong.

He explains, “If she ain’t good enough for her daddy, her uncle, her brother, and her cousin, she ain’t good enough for me!”

Funny Short Joke

Funny Brexit Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar.

The Englishman wanted to go, so they all had to leave.