Tall People Jokes And Puns

It would be a tall order to find funnier jokes than these hilarious tall people jokes and puns! So live the high life for a while, and enjoy them!

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Funny Tall People Jokes

What did the doctor say about the tall person who was in a rush to see him?

“I just wish he was a little patient.”

How do you make a tall person look more awkward?

You can’t.

Why didn’t the tall guy get into the graveyard?

He wasn’t under six feet.

What’s a tall person’s worst fear?

Ceiling fans.

Why are the Dutch so tall?

So they can keep their heads above sea level.

Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.

A seven foot tall woman who looks exactly like Al Gore’s wife walks into a bar

The bartender says, “I’ll bet she’s a big Tipper.”

How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.

Tall people look like slinkies when they run.

I have a new girlfriend who is very thin, tall and has a bright red head.

We met on Match.com.

Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.

Why are tall people always so well rested?

Because they sleep longer in bed.

What is 8 feet tall,lives in the woods and has a curly tail.


If your students are too tall, just go into a brighter room.

Your pupils will get smaller.

What’s the difference between a tall person and a broom?

A broom is useful.

How do you make a tall person angry?

Pick them up in a Smart car.

Why areshort people better than tall people?

They are more down to earth.

What does a tall person and a broken lightbulb have in common?

They are both not very bright at all.

You can never trust tall people…

They always think they’re above everyone else.

What do you call a tall, muscular Irishman with a temper that you shouldn’t mess with?

Liam Malone.

Being short is okay.

If the sky falls in, tall people will be killed first.

What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming?


What do you call a tall, attractive person?

An evolutionary miracle.

Why don’t tall women paint their toe nails?

Because they’re too far away.

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