It would be a tall order to find funnier jokes than these hilarious tall people jokes and puns! So live the high life for a while, and enjoy them!
Funny Tall People Jokes
What did the doctor say about the tall person who was in a rush to see him?
“I just wish he was a little patient.”
How do you make a tall person look more awkward?
Why didn’t the tall guy get into the graveyard?
He wasn’t under six feet.
What’s a tall person’s worst fear?
Why are the Dutch so tall?
So they can keep their heads above sea level.
Yo mamma so tall she uses the Empire State Building as a toothpick.
A seven foot tall woman who looks exactly like Al Gore’s wife walks into a bar
The bartender says, “I’ll bet she’s a big Tipper.”
How many tall people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.
Tall people look like slinkies when they run.
I have a new girlfriend who is very thin, tall and has a bright red head.
We met on Match.com.
Every time a tall person bumps their head, somewhere a short person is smiling.
Why are tall people always so well rested?
Because they sleep longer in bed.
What is 8 feet tall,lives in the woods and has a curly tail.
If your students are too tall, just go into a brighter room.
Your pupils will get smaller.
What’s the difference between a tall person and a broom?
A broom is useful.
How do you make a tall person angry?
Pick them up in a Smart car.
Why areshort people better than tall people?
They are more down to earth.
What does a tall person and a broken lightbulb have in common?
They are both not very bright at all.
You can never trust tall people…
They always think they’re above everyone else.
What do you call a tall, muscular Irishman with a temper that you shouldn’t mess with?
Being short is okay.
If the sky falls in, tall people will be killed first.
What does a tall person do when they see an airplane coming?
What do you call a tall, attractive person?
An evolutionary miracle.
Why don’t tall women paint their toe nails?
Because they’re too far away.