Funny Feminist Jokes

You might think that feminist jokes would be offensive.

But here at LaffGaff, we’re all for equality, and that means everyone should be laughed at equally! In a nice way, of course – nothing offensive.

And so, in the spirit of equality, here’s our favorite funny feminist jokes.

A collection of funny feminist jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.


What do you call a letter from a feminist?

Hate male.


How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.


I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.


What’s a feminist’s favorite fruit?

A mango.


Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.


How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It’s not the light bulb that needs changing.


My girlfriend is a feminist.

Which basically means she finds sexist jokes utterly abhorrent until one is made about men.


Feminism: Strong, smart, and independent…

Until things get a little bit difficult.


What’s the male equivalent of a feminist?

A sexist.


What do you call a happy feminist?

I’ll let you know if I ever see one.


How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.


Why don’t feminist’s go to the gym?

Because it has a male name.


I take my hat off to militant feminists…

They don’t like that.


What’s the first question during a feminist quiz night?

What are you looking at?


An angry feminist said to me today that all men are pigs.

So I told her that women are equal to men.


What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.


A feminist told me about the “Dwayne Johnson Rule”.

The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, “Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

If not, don’t say it.

I thought this sounded like a good rule. So I told her, “I think the stubble suits you!”


Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being mistaken for feminists.


How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Twelve:

One to screw it in.

One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination.

One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination.

One to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”.

One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic.

One to blame men for not changing the bulb.

One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it.

One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs.

One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs.

One to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians.

One to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men.

One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.


A little girl says to her mother, “Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.”

Her Mom says, “Well pick one Sweetie, you can’t do both.”


Feminists just want to be treated equally.

To the pretty ones.


So you’re a feminist…

Isn’t that cute.


What’s the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in it’s life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.


How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, but don’t worry, the glass ceiling lets in so much light.


Wanna hear a feminist joke?

Me too.


Most folks, when they laugh: HeHeHe.

Feminists: SheSheShe.


I’m dating a feminist Israeli.

She insists I call her a Shebrew.


Feminist Jokes

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