These funny Boomer jokes and puns aren’t just ok – they’re hilarious and sure to go down with a bang! Enjoy some once-in-a-generation laughter with this great collection of Boomer humor!
Funny Boomer Jokes
How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.
My dad called. He said he’s coming back home after all this years.
The Boomer rang.
Today I asked my daughter for a phone book.
She said “You’re such a boomer,” and handed me her phone.
So, now, the spiders dead, my daughter’s phone is broken, and she’s really mad at me.
What do you call a 60-year-old flying in a jet fighter?
A sonic boomer.
If I had a dollar every time a Baby Boomer insulted me…
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
Why do Baby Boomers always pay by cheque?
Because they hate change.
My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
I said, “Ok, Boomer.”
I woke up this morning and saw a bird of prey in my backyard eating avocado toast and yelling, “Ok Boomer!”
It was a Millennial falcon.
A new element was discovered.
Scientists’ initial findings on the new substance had lead them to believe it was highly explosive, however they simply could not determine what forces were to trigger this reaction.
They dropped it from the highest cliffs, and crushed it in the deepest oceans.
They tried igniting in it the sunniest of locations, and in the darkest of crevasses.
They subject it to the hottest temperatures they could muster, both natural and manmade.
And yet, the material was unwavering, refusing to yield to any force…until a scientist suggested the impossible.
“What if it only explodes when it’s really cold?”
Out they set to test the theory.
Sure enough, as the temperature grew ever colder, the element began to show signs of degradation.
Excitedly, they began pushing the temperatures even further into the freezing zone.
As the temperatures reached nearer and nearer to 0 Kelvin (absolute cold), the element continued to increasingly react.
Finally, when the temperature reached approximately that of absolute zero, there was a blinding flash as the element exploded before their eyes, leaving a gaping hole on the laboratory bench.
As the applause from the team of scientists began to die down, relieved of finally solving the mystery, one of the senior scientists boldly asked, “So what do we name this newfound element?”
Amongst the thought that ensued, one of the younger scientists was quick to make a suggestion…
I started a dating site for older people.
A Gen Z kid and a boomer walk into a bar.
They sit down and the Gen Z kid orders from the gluten free vegan menu and the boomer orders a T-Bone steak.
They start chatting and the Gen Z kid says that social justice issues are the biggest problem facing the world, and that the white supremacist patriarchy is a plague on society.
The boomer waves this off and says the kids these days are just too sensitive, and that he fought for civil rights in the sixties and did his part.
They go back and forth on this for a while, and finally the Gen Z kid says, “We’re just not gonna settle this. We don’t see eye to eye. You’re too old and out of touch and I’m too young and inexperienced. What we need to do is ask a Millennial with a PhD in sociology for their opinion.”
The boomer says, “That’s a great idea!” and yells, “HEY BARTENDER, C’MERE!”
Why did the Boomer have a no coins policy in his store?
He couldn’t tolerate change.
What do you call a firework that’s not very impressive?
My dad said -459.67 Fahrenheit is the coldest things can get.
I just said, “0K, Boomer.”
What happens when a Karen and a Boomer crash into each other?
Did you here about the old guy who gave toddlers dynamite?
He was a Baby Boomer.
My dad said there’d been an explosion at the potassium factory.
What would Sokka call The Last Airbender if he was born in the 50s?
This guy born in the 50s called me to ask me the name of that toy that’s supposed to come back to you.
The boomer rang.
What do you call a 60 year old that hasn’t reached puberty?
A late boomer.
Boomers give great tips.
They don’t accept change.
I may not be the best Boomer in the world…
But I am an OK Boomer.