Funny Clown Jokes & Puns

What’s funnier than clowns? Clown jokes and puns, of course!

So we thought it’d be a nice jester to bring the biggest and most hilarious collection around!

Enjoy them!

We thought it would be a nice jester to bring you these funny clown jokes and puns!

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.


Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?”


Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

One turns to the other and says, “I think we got this joke wrong.”


I’m starting a clown shoe business.

It’s no small feat.


If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns…

You should go straight for the juggler.


What do you call a clown who never sits down?

A stand-up comedian.


If a clown farts…

Does it smell funny?


Why was the clown sad?

She broke her funny bone.


Lots of people don’t like my clown baton.

But I think it’s my jest stick.


What are clown suits made from?

Polyjester.


Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.


A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck.

The doctor tells him, “Don’t worry, it’s nothing serious.”


Thousands of clowns were killed today in the worst seismic event of the past 100 years.

Scientists are calling it the mirthquake of the century.


What does a cannibal call a clown?

A Happy Meal.


If you go to clown school is your education a joke…

Or are you juggling with your future?


The best insult ever is, “Who is this clown?”

Because…

#1 – You are calling them a clown.

#2 – You are saying they are not even a well-known clown.


I ate a clown fish yesterday.

It tasted funny.


What do you call a clown that gives his girlfriend flowers?

A romantic jester.


How big is a clown’s hard drive?

50 Gigglebytes.


What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up.


What’s left of a clown after a bear attack?

Just his funny bone.


Clowns can no longer afford their ballons…

Because of inflation.


When a clown retires…

They leave some big shoes to fill.


Did you ever hear about the unfunny clown?

He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.


Two cannibals captured and killed a clown.

They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.


My uncle opened a clown themed restaurant.

It didn’t do very well though, customers kept saying the food tasted funny.


A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn.

That was a very kind jester.


Did you hear about the guy who got an ear transplant from a clown?

He had a happy new ear.


Why did the clown cross the road?

To get his rubber chicken.


What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant’s toes?

Slow clowns.


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